The Bogstein Strangler

Originally published at: http://gemsofwar.com/the-bogstein-strangler/
Don’t go into the Marshes at Night…

New Troop: Marsh Strangler

When Marsh Stranglers fight,
it’s called an Angry Strangler Battle

And when they battle at an angle,
it’s an Angry Strangler Angled Battle.

AND…

When Marsh Stranglers battle and they mangle and entangle,
they call it an Angry Strangler mangle tangle battle.

AND…

When Stranglers battle Stranglers in a mangle tangle battle
while entangled at an angle in a tangle that’s new-fangled…
…they call this a new-fangled Angry Strangler mangle tangle angle battle.

AND…

When Stranglers fight these battles at an angle while entangled
and they’re tangled with a Mongo who’s been dangled like a drongo…
…they call this a drongo Mongo angry Strangler mangle tangle dangle battle.

AND…

(thank you for the inspiration, Dr. Seuss!)

New Troop: Bog Strider

Unlike the rather silly Marsh Strangler who enjoys children’s poetry, the Bogstrider prefers a nice simple stride through the marshes, where he can look large and menacing in a gentlemanly manner.

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my mind is so full of wot is this

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Bad cards again in My opinion

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33% skull damage reduction?

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how great Sirrian’s rhyming is?

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Would like the music with it

We can bargain if some amount of gems (say 100) slips into my account in a suspicious manner.

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Would that be suspicious or auspicious though?

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I want that Bog Strider because it reminds me of swamp thing… curse you PC people for getting things first! :sweat_smile:

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Love the bogstrider artwork! :heart_eyes:

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:sweat_smile: I like this, I second this.

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I am also a fan of the bog strider, just hope he will destroy 20+ gems(with all magic etc. possible)

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For another 20 gems it can be what ever you want! For 50 it can be both.

Would it be an act of very poor taste to make an “all plants team” and call it “RATV = Revenge against the Vegans” ?

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Can we get a text update to Bog Slime to say “13 random gems” to be in line with things like Behemoth, Bombot, or Marilith that do similar things? Consistency things and all.

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Was kind of hoping for another Naga given that Mist of Scales is the only kingdom with them.

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These are just fillers for stars. Nothing special.
Now I’m looking forward to seeing event.

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I’m excited about Venom. It’s gonna be glory spending spree!

This just reminded me, any update on when consoles are getting Mongo?

Tasty tasty venom…