The Crappy Kingdom Where I'm the Hero


#1

I’ll give a gold star to whoever can ascertain exactly where this comes from:

Cell, the man the call, Cell,

He knows how to talk and he’s,
Strong as an ox,
You can’t knock him down cause he’s,
Fast as a fox,
Our love for him now’s, so easy to tell,
The hero of Whitehelm,
The man they call Cell,

Now Cell saw the Whitehelm folks shakin’,
He, saw the kimgdom’s lament,
And he saw that Daemon suppressin’,
Every, power and even defense,
He said, “You can’t do that to my people,
You can’t treat them all like this”,
So the man they call Cell,
As they, tell the story well,
Had marched into the deep of the abyss,

He knows how to talk and he’s,
Strong as an ox,
You can’t knock him down cause he’s,
Fast as a fox,
Our love for him now’s, so easy to tell,
The hero of Whitehelm,
The man they call Cell,

Now here’s what separates heros,
From common folk, and average guys,
The man they call Cell, he had,
Journeyed into Hell,
And stabbed that Moloch,
Right between the eyes,

He knows how to talk and he’s,
Strong as an ox,
You can’t knock him down cause he’s,
Fast as a fox,
Our love for him now’s, so easy to tell,
The hero of Whitehelm,
The man they call Cell,
The hero of Whitehelm,
The man they call CELL!


#2

Ahh, good ole firefly


#3

I’ll raise a glass of Mudder’s Milk to that.


#4

@Rasper was first, he gets the gold star,
@Mitheithel gets a silver one :wink: