Tacet
August 26, 2016, 10:32pm
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What is the best character flavor text in Gems of War?
Shadow Dragon: âLikes to appear at night and devour entire villages⊠just for lolz.â
Astral Spirit: âShe likes to be in the dead centaur.â
Sheggra: âSheggra once won a chili eating contest, where she not only ate all of the chili, but all of the contestants as well.â
Plague: âPlease State the Nature of Your Medical Emergencyâ
Zephyros: âLightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt, Lightning Boltâ
Aziris: âHe killed the last living eaglephant to get that helmetâ
Alastair: âFor a more humane for, of dismemberment, flaming axes sever and cauterize in one easy stroke.â
Grave Knight: âHe wanted to be a Crypt Knight, but he couldnât defeat Superman.â
Blast Cannon: âIt is much more effective than the non-blast cannon, that one just never caught on.â
Drake Rider: âNo, heâs NOT riding a male duck.â
Soothsayer: âHe may look dumb, but he can solve a maze in a âminotaurâ two.â
Atlanta: âLV 90 HUNTER. FULL EPICS. LFGâ
Dimetraxia: âDo not meddle in the affairs of dragons.â
Reaver: âA Dark Elf with two swords⊠thatâs been done somewhere before, right?â
Venbarak: âStars, hide your fires; Let not light see my black and deep desires.â
Zombie: âEvery day heâs shufflinâ⊠and eating brains.â
Twisted Hero: âWe donât need another hero.â
Dust Devil: âHe spins me right round.â
Tacet
August 26, 2016, 10:42pm
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Whatever 10 end up winning, I will need people to explain what each oneâs reference is to me in case Iâm not aware of it. xD
I know most of them that have a reference, but not all.
Itâs either a reference, wordplay or a joke.
Mostly references though
As a big Dragon Age fan, Iâm all about the Hippogryph: âNo, swooping is not bad.â
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Lyya
August 27, 2016, 4:54am
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Mercy and Venbarak both are Shakespeare quotes (The Tempest and Macbeth , respectively). Gotta give props to that sort of reference.
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Zephyros, Lightning bolt, Lightning bolt, Lightning bolt
I think thatâs a magic the gathering reference. An old one since lightning bolt was retired a long time ago.
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Its from an old viral video that became somewhat of a meme:
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Tacet
August 27, 2016, 12:04pm
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Yes, I recall that 1. And the 1 currently in first is from Star Trek.
Tacet
August 27, 2016, 12:17pm
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The only one I donât know from the current top 10 on the poll is Grave Knight. I donât know super heroes at all, so the reference makes no sense to me. xD
Emos
August 27, 2016, 12:22pm
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I think Crypt Knight is supposed to be similar sounding to Kryptonite, the only substance that can weaken Superman. Witty if not a bit groan inspiring pun!
EDIT: A bit after the fact but Iâm surprised the Bunninog one didnât make the list, figure there would be more Monty Python fans around.
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He let the dogs out was another good one on the druid.
StarCraft also referenced it via the Terran Medic. Plague is more out of place lol.
Amadan
August 27, 2016, 9:15pm
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Itâs all Venbarak, becauseâŠwellâŠShakespeare. I mean, done, right?
Shakespeare is a cokehead hack who had trouble finishing his stories. In almost everything he DID finish, the last Act commonly wrapped up very hastily and left plenty of loose ends.
sounds like the end of a season for a tv show, but then is canceled!
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Reaverâs Dark Elf should be referencing Drizzt DoâUrden of the Forgotten Realm heroes.
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Drizzt Do'Urden (/ËdrÉȘtst doÊËÉËrdÉȘn/) is a fictional character appearing in the Forgotten Realms campaign setting for the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. Drizzt was created by author R. A. Salvatore as a supporting character in the Icewind Dale Trilogy. Salvatore created him on a whim when his publisher needed him to replace one of the characters in an early version of the first book, The Crystal Shard. Drizzt has since become a p...