Someone on my YouTube comment section by the name of Battousai suggested I do a video on the best/funniest flavor text in Gems of War. Since that would be an extremely biased list if I was to make it, I figured I let the forum community decide. Choose ONLY 1 flavor text that you think is your favorite then just upvote if your favorite is already up as well as upvoting others you like. I’ll then put the top ones into a poll and do a top 10 video on them.
When commenting a phrase, put it in the format of:
troop name: flavor text
i.e:
Luther: Why do all good guys end up in exile?
I could put down a dozen that are pop culture references which make me laugh because I know/love the source material, but aren’t actually funny on their own. So:
Grave Knight: “He wanted to be a Crypt Knight, but he couldn’t defeat Superman.”
I’ve always enjoyed Blast Cannon: It is much more effective than the non-blast cannon, that one just never caught on. The Astral Spirit is punny: She likes to be in the dead centaur…
Me and a guildmate had conflicting views on this wordplay:
I think it’s like: “She likes to beat the dead horse.” Changing horse by centaur and “splitting” the rest of the words. (hope it makes sense.)
He thought it was like “She likes to be in the dead center.” (forgive me if i remebered it wrong @Mithran )
I like Soothsayer’s favor text: He may look dumb, but he can solve a maze in a “minotaur” two.
(He may look dumb, but he can solve a maze in a minute or two.)