I would like to take a moment to talk to you all, about a little thing called life, and hard it is for some. One day poor lil Gobby Rocko made a decision, that he would turn the tide of an ongoing oppression in his lil kingdom. He accomplished this by doing what no other creature dare attempt, so on one faithful day, Gobby sat himself on top of a rocket, and rode it into the heart of his oppressors.
Gobby is a mercenary of sorts, he has always been kind charging a much too reasonable fee for his services. He got his name out there and proved his worth daily. Things were alright for awhile but times got rough. His expenses went through the roof coupled with cost of living increases, Gobby can barely get by. One day Gobby figured that since he puts in way more then he was paid to that he would simply charge a little more, not much, just a bit more then a 20% increase. After all he still does his job better then anyone else right?
After news of his new fee broke, panic erupted. Endless people scrambled to figure why they should pay a little more for the same service although the service he provides is still a much greater value then he charges. Some people sadly (@Emos) have decided to turn their backs on him, and take all he’s worked so hard to achieve. These people take his very soul, and even some precious stones he’s work all his life to obtain to augment his power for those who should happen to call on him.
I ask of you, do not take such harsh measures against a poor marauder simply trying to make ends meet for his family. He has a huge family, some live in his very kingdom, some a little farther away.
I ask you to please look at all the times he has been there for you when you needed him most:
Every time he blew up a skull to trash a barrier,
Every time his random target hit exactly the right target,
Every time his spread damage disabled a barrier or even kill a troop on its own,
Every time his explosion lined up a perfect 5 of a kind for another surge to turn the tide,
Every time his explosion cascaded in an attack via skulls,
Every time he kills a foe he lit ablaze 3 turns after he damaged them,
Every time he has ever been below a red troop and from his own pocket, donated a red mana to the cause,
Every time he successfully defended your kingdom against invaders
Gobby has always been there for you and times got so rough he had contemplated blowing up the very rocket he rides. Please show Gobby Rocko that he is still appreciated and don’t take from him what he’s worked so hard to earn. Tak him out every now and then and remember the many good times you’ve had with him to truly discover, that he still has it, is worth the cost, and is the one of a kind, indispensable Gobby Rocko
Thank you and have a nice day