Y’know all those extra souls we have because we can’t be bothered to level up troops we think are worthless?
Plus there are those growth orbs. Yeesh.
How about a completely cosmetic upgrade that provides more entertainment than do-nothing pets?
When you toast that 1 remaining life by turning the entire board into doomskulls.
When you wipe out an entire team with a single AOE attack.
When the enemy never gets a turn because they’re just goo between the toes of your goblins.
The souls of the dead scream in a victorious bloodlust at the spectacle of others suffering such ignominy. Spend them to subscribe to:
Custom death animations!
Cutscenes instead of thermometers or spinning blobs! (or spinning boobs as my autocorrect insists)
Screensavers for your gaming downtime!
No, I haven’t had enough to drink. But I keep wanting acknowledgement for my spectacular kills.
Make it happen. By April fool’s Day? Next year?