What would happen if Cyrup and Salty had to

[Presto]

What would happen if Cyrup and Salty had to pay $100 (US) per cup.
What would happened To Cyrup and Salty if Coffee went extinct?
What do you think if either of the above should happen?

[Saltypatra]

I think I would straight up stop existing, tbh.

[DEMONorANGEL]

[Santiago]

Pulp Fiction for the win. Although babies are cute. I am trying to honestly gauge myself on which would make me move to supply coffee faster. Handgun versus Screeching baby. I am leaning more towards screeching baby.

[Cyrup]

I would move to tea and probably drink x20 the amount of tea to equate for the coffee

i would be very sad. i drink coffee more for the flavour so it would be genuinely bad… hurts to think about