Gems of Streaming


Wtf is a waifu? Lol


Google to the rescue!




Her abs are to OP, and thus banned from waifu wars.


I have VERY important question!

…Who is Hot Dude? :rofl:



ME: I know… :blush:

ME: Well its really not my place to say… :blush:

@Amadan posts:

ME: :open_mouth: But… this whole time…
I thought @Saltypatra was talking about me!!! :sob:



Well, you’re doing something wrong then.
According to Bright Forest’s storyline, I can only assume that if she isn’t talking about you, you’re not fixing your hair often enough and you’re visiting too many caves.:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


So when’s the wedding?


This entire conversation is giving me life!


While not sure about the day, it will obviously be at 2am nighttime in my timezone or something. Do I have to be awake for it?:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Now look at that - leaving her waifu and leaving @efh313 heartbroken and then such a statement!:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::wink:


Hot Dude doesn’t seem so hot after seeing his performance in the Bright Forest quest.


My heart may be broken…
My soul torn apart…
But if Salty’s enlivened,
She may again break my heart!



Careful, @Saltypatra might take that as fighting words :stuck_out_tongue:

(Though I’ll admit I was never in the “hot dude” camp <.< >.> runs from Salty)


You poor, little soul,
I shall give you a hug :hugs:
For she’ll betray you again
With a big coffee-mug.


I’m ready!

(Or: I may just distract her with some coffee.)


I AINT HERE TO FIGHT. I’m here battle waifuswaifu


…Given how we all discussed on stream that Hot Dude will likely need longer in the bathroom in the morning than his sister, does that make him a waifu, too?:sweat_smile:


…bleghhhh :expressionless:


Yes, it’s complicated because elves… But he is not up to be a husbandu to anyone. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: