Wtf is a waifu? Lol
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Her abs are to OP, and thus banned from waifu wars.
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I have VERY important question!
…Who is Hot Dude? 
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ME: I know… 
ME: Well its really not my place to say…
@Amadan posts:
ME: 
But… this whole time…
I thought @Saltypatra was talking about me!!! 
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Well, you’re doing something wrong then.
According to Bright Forest’s storyline, I can only assume that if she isn’t talking about you, you’re not fixing your hair often enough and you’re visiting too many caves.
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So when’s the wedding?
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This entire conversation is giving me life!
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While not sure about the day, it will obviously be at 2am nighttime in my timezone or something. Do I have to be awake for it?
Now look at that - leaving her waifu and leaving @efh313 heartbroken and then such a statement!
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Hot Dude doesn’t seem so hot after seeing his performance in the Bright Forest quest.
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My heart may be broken…
My soul torn apart…
But if Salty’s enlivened,
She may again break my heart!
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Careful, @Saltypatra might take that as fighting words 
(Though I’ll admit I was never in the “hot dude” camp <.< >.> runs from Salty)
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You poor, little soul,
I shall give you a hug 
For she’ll betray you again
With a big coffee-mug.
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I’m ready!
(Or: I may just distract her with some coffee.)
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I AINT HERE TO FIGHT. I’m here battle waifus
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…Given how we all discussed on stream that Hot Dude will likely need longer in the bathroom in the morning than his sister, does that make him a waifu, too?
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…bleghhhh 
Yes, it’s complicated because elves… But he is not up to be a husbandu to anyone.