Rank 18 guild with OVER 50 (AND CLIMBING!) Mastery Bonuses on all colors.
Friendly members and relaxed rules make us a perfect fit for someone who likes to play frequently but without the pressure and accompanying anxiety of trying to maintain the lofty expectations of hardcore guilds.
While I give freely, love passionately, and match obsessively, I feel the need to mention that relaxed rules does not mean relaxed enforcement. We are a top 20 guild for a reason, and openings are scarce. Donate generously with the rest of us and you will receive an unending golden shower worth far more than you spend. Hoard your gold for yourself and reap the reward of a swift boot in the ass.
There is no hard and fast minimum gold or trophy requirements, only donations commensurate with your progress in the game. I obviously don’t expect all of a player’s profits to get dumped into tasks; we want you (and your kingdom levels) to grow alongside the guild, but you must be active. Players with 7+ days of inactivity or those who aren’t playing enough to regularly hit rank 1 each week will be pruned out of respect to the dedicated players who have gotten us to where we are.
Just post your invite code and I or Pew will see to it that you receive a timely reply and a warm welcome. 2 spots are currently open.
PULL UP A SEAT AND MATCH SOME GEMS. ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME AS I COMPLAIN ABOUT STUPID CRAP. PUT ON YOUR PARTY HAT, TAKE OFF YOUR WORKIN’ PANTS, AND WINDMILL YOUR PRIVATE PARTS LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
We also have a guild chat thread that will probably go entirely unused but might prove useful in the future.