I wanted to come over here to the off topic forum to escape the unjust, prejudicial, narrow-minded bigotry ensuing, in other forums, against the friendly and loving Goblins of Krystara. Next time just try walking a mile in their tiny, tiny shoes before being critical. It ain’t easy being green, bro. Off the record, I think they are being reviled because of their small stature—summary below:
But that is not why I am here. No, no, no. I am here to give you all a glimpse of unlawful activity; nay, of an overweening violation of morality and human dignity. In short, a recent real life crime that took place at my home.
Brace yourselves, this post just might put the emo in emotional. WARNING: If you are a bag-snatching, safecracking, purse pilfering, kleoptomaniac then you might want to stop reading here.
This post goes out to the person who stole our stone porch bunny.
I hope that she gives you as much joy as she gave our family.
I hope that she watches over your family as faithfully as she watched over ours.
And I hope you stub the dickens out of your toe on her the next time you return home with more of your ill-gotten gain.
Vaya con Dios, beloved porch bunny!