since most people love lists and i was really friggin bored atm from trying coloseum and getting trashed cause im unlucky (i do win 8runs but now that i NEED to for 10 diamonds i just for some reason cant for the life of me win a single one, keep getting the worst cards and the opponent spam vlad, buttworm and mr wolf wizard 10/10 (yes really… grhghehghgh)
So heres a question list where you guys (and me) can fill with the cards that you associate em with, ill first write a template and then fill it up myself so you guys dont have to remove my warblegarble first.
You’d easily go on a date with this handsome/pretty card: You would let this card cook dinner for you with its cultural dish: You think you can outrun this card in a race the easiest: This card is secretly your father/mother in disguise: Without this card your deck(s) would feel empty: If you met this card in the woods at night you would scream like a crazy person and fall over yourself fleeing in a panic: This card would be your irl best friend np: If you had to pick a card to be your dentist: This card is just silly, just… silly: If a cards skill could be used by you irl it would be: A thousand of your card were destroyed during the making of this thread:
My answers:
You’d easily go on a date with this handsome/pretty card: blastcannonm real pretty You would let this card cook dinner for you with its cultural dish: dokkalfar cause it would contain chocolate. (read his info) You think you can outrun this card in a race the easiest: fortress gate This card is secretly your father/mother in disguise: mother: priestess. <3 Without this card your deck(s) would feel empty: rowanne, why else use armor. If you met this card in the woods at night you would scream like a crazy person and fall over yourself fleeing in a panic: webspinner… f that. This card would be your irl best friend np: winter imp, he looks radical as hell man If you had to pick a card to be your dentist: watcher, doh. This card is just silly, just… silly: spider swarm, god knows why anyone would use that. If a cards skill could be used by you irl it would be: ice witch: aura of ice, instantly cool drinks, no more overheating during summer bike trips. A thousand of your card were destroyed during the making of this thread: hobgoblins, i want them all gone, power of the babe.
You’d easily go on a date with this handsome/pretty card: Dokkalfar
You would let this card cook dinner for you with its cultural dish: Djinn
You think you can outrun this card in a race the easiest: Goblin King
This card is secretly your father/mother in disguise: Mother: Dryad
Without this card your deck(s) would feel empty: Chimera
If you met this card in the woods at night you would scream like a crazy person and fall over yourself fleeing in a panic: Flesh Golem or Ancient Horror
This card would be your irl best friend np: Succubus
If you had to pick a card to be your dentist: Brian the Lucky
This card is just silly, just… silly: Owlbear or Green Slime
If a cards skill could be used by you irl it would be: “Devour an enemy” - Great Maw
A thousand of your card were destroyed during the making of this thread: Giants
You’d easily go on a date with this handsome/pretty card: Banshee, just with a bag over her face. She’d be crazy in the sack
You would let this card cook dinner for you with its cultural dish: Atlanta, I love centaur meat!
You think you can outrun this card in a race the easiest: Goblin King, looks like he hasn’t ran in decades.
This card is secretly your father/mother in disguise: Jarl Firemantle, my father loves to use a hammer on his foes and set them on fire!
Without this card your deck(s) would feel empty: Barbearius, need my teddy bear or I can’t fall asleep
If you met this card in the woods at night you would scream like a crazy person and fall over yourself fleeing in a panic: Ferit, bald guys in S&M gear make me cringe
This card would be your irl best friend np: Peasant, we can share farming tips!
If you had to pick a card to be your dentist: Pride Hunter, he’s got a great set of fangs
This card is just silly, just… silly: Brian the Lucky, cheers!
If a cards skill could be used by you irl it would be: Anything that poisons all enemies
A thousand of your card were destroyed during the making of this thread: Spider Swarm, because I like stepping on them
Ohyeah didnt think of brian the lucky for dentist xD oh man, thats smart. Goblin king i dunno he can summon goblins to slow you down ^^, i also considered miner card to be easy to outrun but wanted to keep the thread lighthearted.
You’d easily go on a date with this handsome/pretty card: Elwyn, doesn’t everyone want to hang out with a rockstar?
You would let this card cook dinner for you with its cultural dish: Marid, he seems good at finding spices .
You think you can outrun this card in a race the easiest: Knight Coronet, ever seen a dude in heavy armor run fast?
This card is secretly your father/mother in disguise: Mercy (Love you mum!)
Without this card your deck(s) would feel empty: Psion, we’re besties at the moment.
If you met this card in the woods at night you would scream like a crazy person and fall over yourself fleeing in a panic: Abhorath, I would never want to meet the Elder Gods
This card would be your irl best friend np: Tyri, share stories of treasure.
If you had to pick a card to be your dentist: Priestess, she’s like a healer - sort of…
This card is just silly, just… silly: Watcher, floating eyeball.
If a cards skill could be used by you irl it would be: Goblin Rocket, I’d be awesome at parties.
A thousand of your card were destroyed during the making of this thread: Peasants (Help! Help! I’m being oppressed)
I need a lucky dentist. He has to pray I won’t bite him.
