Given how easy it is to win in the current meta of GoW late game, I decided to take up @irishfury187’s challenge. The challenge is to win with the weakest possible teams that the community can compose. I will use the 3 highest up voted teams on this thread to win in PvP and post it to YouTube for your enjoyment of watching me suffer.
The rules are:
Every troop in the team must be unique. No duplicate cards.
I must use the deck in the order specified.
I look forward to seeing what kind of horrible teams all of you can imagine.
Here’s the great synergy in this team: Warhound and Fortress Gate make an otherwise slow loss even slower. Hopefully so slow that Thrall eventually kills himself without ever doing anything. Miner is frustratingly useless, stealing mana from Gate with virtually no upside. And, of course, Proud Banner is totally worthless, extra so b/c it conflicts with Thrall’s desire to have 10 or more Reds. Can’t wait to see your suffering!
In the spirit of not making a totally worthless team, but rather one that will be a pain to play:
Holy Banner
Celestasia / Dryad / The Silent One / Cockatrice
Tons of Heal, Silence, Entangle, & +Life, but zero offense, which means a super safe team that will require a brutal grind to win the match. In addition, threel Yellow/Blue troops and one Yellow/Brown means terrible color spread, but you do get the Holy Banner for all the Yellow, and Celestasia will be pretty helpful. Not to be too helpful, however, since Dryad’s mana gen is sure to annoy creating those useless Greens.
Pfft, you people are boring. Peasant, Fortress Gate, Ogre, bleh. No originality.
Try THIS!:
Vampire Lord Valkyrie Terraxis Gar’Nok Proud Banner (+2 Red)
Useless transformers, mana blockage, Vampire Lord kills half the teams color, and the least popular Legendary. All in one!
Now THIS is a team worth seeing played. But that’s only if others like this post, of course.
