Meme Bomber Guy, a parody of American Pie
A long long time ago
I can still remember how
It felt to save the Broken Spire.
And I knew if I had my way,
That I could make those Goblins pay
And maybe there’d be peace in all Krystara.
But Sirrian made me shiver,
With every Mythic he’d deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
Another troop I wont get…
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about how hard we tried.
But something touched me deep inside
The day the Forums died.
So…
Chorus:
Bye, bye Mr. Meme Bomber Guy!
Dropped some gifs, created rifts, and never batted an eye!
Sirrian and Salty even posted guidelines,
Singin’ this’ll be the day your memes die.
This’ll be the day your memes die!
Did you post that Meme above?
And do you have faith that Gard’s enough,
If the Forum tells you so?
Do you believe that rock and roll?
means you should post memes about trolls?
And can you teach me how to get gifs to upload?
Well, I know that you’re in love with him,
'Cause through waves of Harold I must swim.
You made the forums blue.
The Devs even threatened to ban you!
It was a scary, hectic, fearful week,
When the forums though that we had lost free speech,
But I knew that somebody else would speak,
The day that your memes died!
I started singin’…
Chorus
Bye, bye Mr. Meme Bomber Guy!
Dropped some gifs, created rifts, and never batted an eye!
Sirrian and Salty even posted guidelines,
Singin’ this’ll be the day your memes die.
This’ll be the day your memes die!
Now, since May 8th we’ve been left alone,
But Salty watches from upon her throne.
But, that’s not how it used to be.
When the forums rang with the dankest memes
Being dropped by Jedi and Meme Queens,
And a wolf that Honors you and me.
Oh and while that Salty dev looked down,
These jesters stole her thorny crown.
The forums were concerned!
Nim and Sirrian had returned!
And while Regulars find respite in threads that lock,
The members just stare on in shock.
And we sang parodies in the Jukebox!
The day that your memes died.
We were singin’…
Chorus
Bye, bye Mr. Meme Bomber Guy!
Dropped some gifs, created rifts, and never batted an eye!
Sirrian and Salty even posted guidelines,
Singin’ this’ll be the day your memes die.
This’ll be the day your memes die!
Bye, bye Mr. Meme Bomber Guy!
Dropped some gifs, created rifts, and never batted an eye!
Sirrian and Salty even posted guidelines,
Singin’ this’ll be the day your memes die.
This’ll be the day your memes die!