The fact that there is still no orc class after all these years.
I know it’s scheduled for February, but it’s way overdue.
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When using Essence of Evil weapon, enemy is literally on verge of death (One skull match away, bleed/burning/poison about to deliver final blow on next turn) and then transforms into toad with full stats and no status effects. Happens all too often for my liking! 
Bought gifts through the new Guild Shop, but they don’t offer 30 gifts at a pop, so I’m saving up to surprise my guildies. Well, the Shop SHOWS that I’ve purchased something with an icon by my name. That was fine when the gifts went out automatically, but my surprise is ruined now. 
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If anyone asks, just say you bought it for the orb of clans.
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Saved by a toad? Well that’s the weapon you selected. You know what it does. Yes a rare backfire. …but every weapon has a downside. You just found yours.
Shouldn’t be possible.
But it would surely be dismissed as “RNG streakiness”.
It’s not like LT are at the rarest point since their creation or anything.
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When I use Essence of Evil on a multicolor troop and it chooses to explode gems of a color that it not present on the board.
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Oh good I got Knight to 60 and got Sword’s Edge up another level, I don’t have to use this rubbish class ever again, right?
… Right??
Goddammit.
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I don’t mind it anymore thanks to Sir Hadley.
Oracle is the new worst class currently.
I mean, he helped a lot but Knight is still F tier or something.
Had 1 sigil left and 3 rooms left on Floor 24 and I was scouting. Went into the next room and there was a raven. Woohoo! Enemy team also had a Grave Seer… and apparently, the strongest troop that enemy had was the Raven, so it got enchanted.
It came down to my Zuul’Goth vs the Raven. I used my Doomed Statue to give the final 5 mana to Zuul’Goth, ready to kill the raven next turn! My turn ended, Raven went from 8 to 10 mana, cast and flew away.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
Primal rift full faction run. Nothing else to say.
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Jesus christ… this Infernal King has respawned 5 times now. 25% chance to resurrect after death? SIX TIMES, I JUST KILLED HIM AGAIN, AND HE’S BACK. DEAR GOD. Okay, he’s dead now.
I just did lethal to that Infernal King SEVEN TIMES.
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I used to feel like the treadmill had an end.
Or, to correct it: I used to feel like in between content updates, I made more progress than content that was released. It felt like there were people at the end of the pipe and the distance between me and them was shortening.
Now it feels like there’s no hope of even the hardest-core players catching up and it makes me feel like there’s no point as I see the chasm between me and “the average” getting wider and wider when I’m not really changing much at all.
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It’s always fun to get all the others killed down to ONE left. … And the last one Cascades for 5 minutes and kills your whole team without you getting a single move. WOW, THAT’S FUUUUN
And has anyone noticed how aggravating it gets when some screens you HAVE to hit the BACK button on top left to leave the screen and others you can just tap anywhere to leave it and sometimes leaving it throws you back into the world map even though you went through 3 screens to get where you were and others just send you one screen back … Omg, maybe just always have it one way or the other
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Just lost a game, where deathmarks from Drowned Sailor matching 4 gems total killed my entire team.
Not quite sure how it went down, but the next turn, either both or one of the last slots died to Deathmark, and the remaining troops died to Rising Shadows…
No screenie, over before it started!
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I am angry that even months after I first reported a food crisis to my Supply Chain Management Team, the Quartermaster has yet to release supplies.
Here are my endangered pets:
Newest to the Endangered List, Sir Ted. 1 white pet food is all that is needed to get Sir Ted to the next Level.
As can be seen, I have 0 Blue pet food, only 2 Yellow pet food, and only 8 Green pet food. Therefore, when I unlock Level 15 on the Cactnid Kid during Tuesday’s Faction event (currently at Lvl 5), I will not have enough food to feed it either.
I am beyond angry. And meanwhile, “Queen” Mab and her Soylent Blue Crew sit around doing nothing. Nothing!
I am angry, and she is worthless. And yet, she could feed so many pets if she’d only just apply herself.
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Good idea! If you send @Saltypatra about 1 kilogram of coffee, she will feed your pets for you.
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