Terrible Gems Pickup Lines


#1

Hey girl, are you a mana surge? Because I only have a 23% chance of getting you.


#2

Hey pretty lady, are you a keeper of souls? Because I’d like to be upgraded into your world.


#3

Hey boy, buy me 2000000 Diamonds and i might think about it.
:blush:


#4

You cant see my cards till you put 50 gold on it.


#5

Hey Baby. … I’M in the VIP club
:sunglasses:


#6

Hey boy, is life getting you down? Because I am the one who will protect and replenish your life.

  • Dryad

#7

I hope you don’t have Agile cos I’ll take a True Shot at you.


#8

If I complete your challenge, can I unlock your casket of souls?


#9

If you weren’t so Impervious to my Charm, I’ll make you Burn for me.


#10

Don’t worry baby, I was sure to bring Barrier.


#11

I don’t get the punchline for the second part. To be in synch with Keeper of Soul’s in-game dialog, a “better” terrible pickup line would be…

“Hey pretty lady, are you a Keeper of Souls? Because I’ve got a Minion here that would rise up for you!”

… Ok, yea, that was bad.


#12

Hey, you’re in the @sirrian fan club too?


I really don’t know why they call you Ol’ Swamp-ass…


So where exactly is your Celestasia tattoo?


Hey babe, I’m the Imp of Luurve…


#13

Someone needs a Cleanse…


#14

girl, you just transformed my board to red!

Dang baby, I’d love to match red with you til I explode!


#15

Harsh @ctu1208. Maybe I should have tried better words but was going with the levelling up of troops with souls theme. I mean I’m no english teacher. But to be singled out and corrected and by my own guild leader. Harsh man. Harsh.


#16

Divine type in the streets, daemon type in the sheets…


#17

Daemon type in bed… you mean like Webspinner with all the green goo and toxins…? yeuch…


#18

Hey man, I don’t judge what people like…


#19

True, sorry… I’m being prejudiced and chauvinistic… I’m sure there are loads of guys who’d find the whole spider daemon look, dripping poison and devouring human sacrifices a real turn-on…


#20

I’m… sure there are. I’m going to refrain from googling that. :no_mouth: