Terrible Gems Pickup Lines

Welp, just glad nobody’s gone down the tentacle route yet.

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Heyyyy baby, were there 16 of you here? 'Cos as I looked at you, you went from Epic, to Legendary, to Mythic.


Sorry, but this thread needs a dash of maturity…

“Would you like to come up to my room and see my matchings?”

How about we head back to my mountain so my Serpent can overflow your mana.

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“Hey girl, are you a brown gem? Because I wanna use my Dig on you…”

Dwarven Miner

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“Hey girl, I can tell you’re no goblin team, so whaddaya say we ditch the rest of these true shot guys and I’ll show you my legendary dragon?”

Incorrect. He would Dig between the hole of a skull pair in order to form a crush, resulting in a Cascade of love - known as Greed. :stuck_out_tongue:

Better be careful babe, I’ve got Divine Slayer, I don’t wanna double-damage you (unless you’re into that, of course).