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#28

Yep, think I spent the most time playing Asheron’s call collecting motes. Could not find another MMo that was as fun as Asheron’s call.

#29

Oh god, motes… I remember those from a totally different game…

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#30

Yea, that number 7 is associated with all kinds of funniness.

#31

WoW?

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#32

Nope. And first correct guess gets a virtual invisible cookie. Choc-chip.

Except, UM, that’s not at all on-topic.

What I was thinking is that this legendary won’t work at all on defense since resources aren’t properly tracked (i.e. Void Portal doesn’t find souls and fails).

#33

Yep - bug fix coming for that in the next update

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Enemy not tracking Resource Gains
#34

Game of Thrones?

#35

Will that track them for the match but still not give them to the defending player?

(Makes sense to me, just thinking… I mean, we don’t need every defense to be Valkyrie + Alchemist)

#36

I could easily get behind the Beer Golem. I can use that and stop some people from irritating me. And if we have the weed Golem it will need munchies too

#37

That’s exactly how it works

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#38

With my previous comment, I just realized the title of this thread too, this is too much. :sweat_smile::laughing::joy:

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#39

Destiny? crosses fingers

#40

You reeeally want that cookie… still wrong :stuck_out_tongue:

I can be on topic… oh, the image has been fixed to actually show the traits now, good. Yes. I am on topic.

#41

I can mention Stoned in the Spire and that The Weed Golem is - 420 Life Points but susceptible to burning and I can still be on topic too :stuck_out_tongue::wink:

I can’t believe the Devs actually did that on purpose. :sweat_smile::smile::laughing::joy:

No… no… I can’t let that go :grin::smile::sweat_smile::laughing::laughing:

(I’m actually dying of laughter over here)

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#42

I mean, there’s a “one time at band camp” reference in the game, too. Collectively we acknowledge the existence and importance of the high road as we jet-ski through the gutters of the low one. :slight_smile:

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#43

Recreational weed for adults over 21 is legal where I live. Just sayin

#44

Maybe the defender should get what their team earns, if they win.

As an incentive to not have troll single troop defence teams, because there is no reason to have a decent defend team.

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#45

Indeed… .for every Shakespearian quotation there should be an equal and opposite joke on flatulation.

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#46

Isn’t that one of Newton’s laws? I might be misremembering my high-school physics, but if farts are wrong then I don’t want to be right.

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#47

You all are speaking my language!

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