So someone whispered to me

Purple Imps third trait will be:
Imp-powered: All Imps lose 8 magic. All Imps deal aoe instead of split damage.

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Seems peculiarā€¦

Yeah youā€™re right - it should rather be ā€œall of your imps deal aoe and lose 8 magicā€. Probably didnā€™t hear that right.

If you keep hearing these voices, you really should see a specialistā€¦

I think you might be hearing-IMPairedā€¦

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Thatā€™s appallingā€¦

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Hey thatā€™s kinda rude! Maybe I just got the wrong impression :innocent:

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Donā€™t encourage himā€¦

Itā€™s implausible that they can keep going with all these puns.

Oh youā€™re impossible Ozā€¦

Nah, just naive and impressionable :innocent:

I think the thread will impload at this rate.

Well letā€™s hope it wonā€™t because else that would be horrible for the imp-patient!

I am sharpening my knivesā€¦

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This reminds me of when the Lounge didnā€™t have more than 5 Regulars, and was called the Impā€™s Lounge!

@melkathi, where for art thou.

@Zelfore
at work. Bored. The usual.

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Please stop it with all the imp puns. It is making this thread impossible to bare.

Well Iā€™m impressed by this impossibly wonderful thread, though it may have been imprudent, given @Jainusā€™ impure impulse to impress his will upon us with various sharp implements!

Nevertheless, I implore you all to remain calm. No impolite or improper behavior will be tolerated here.

Especially impromptu stabbing!

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But, butā€¦ hasnā€™t anybody noticed @melkathi has returned??!

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I donā€™t think @melkathi has ā€˜returnedā€™, probably just saw the mention notification (likely through email) and came to respond specifically to that. This has happened before, so donā€™t expect anything more.