No One Expects

Originally published at: No One Expects… – Gems of War
The Whitehelm Inquistion…

New Troop: Grand Inquisitor

NOBODY expects the Whitehelm Inquisition! Its chief weapon is surprise… surprise and fear… fear and surprise… Its two weapons are fear and surprise… and ruthless efficiency… Its three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Cardinal… Its four…no… Amongst its weapons… Amongst its weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise… Let’s meet the Penitent!

New Troop: Penitent

Penitents are simple folk, fanatically devoted to their religion in simplistic way that leaves them a lot less confused than the Inquisitors. A little bit of self-flagellation, some hessian underwear, and an occasional trip to the comfy chair, seem to be all they require for a happy life.

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What will the boost ratio of the epic be? :slight_smile:

Ooooh, Barrier

Looks like boost is 5x.

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Yay, no 404 error this week :wink:

I knew it was only a matter of time before more Monty Python references :smile:


The damage that Pentinent deals himself, is that constant or does it scale?

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It’s constant.


Home kingdom back to Whitehelm. :smiling_imp:


  1. I really like the new mechanic on Grand Inquisitor, what is the boost ratio?
  2. Penitent.
    a. If only he was a Nun (fully clothed female)
    b. Ability called SHAME (GoT)
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Boost ratio is 5x.

Not sure about Inquisitor’s face, but lov’n the robes he’s wearing

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This is pretty clever.

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Cool new toys :slight_smile:

@strat my father was a nun


No he wasn’t, Baldrick


Hey i need a yellow/red traitstone…this week on gems of war…i got my wish again, i wonder if i am psychically predicting what the devs will release?

But was he into public shaming while walking on the streets?

Good that someone gets the Blackadder references…

…oh, it’s a scythe…


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