Most players after the Skeleton Key nerf.
Dear 505 Games,
I am interested in applying for the role of ‘Head of Quality Assurance and Testing’ as advertised on ‘Game Tester Jobs’.
I feel exceptionally qualified for the position and believe I would be a good fit for 505 Games’ office culture.
My qualifications and work experience include:
- Has successfully turned on and off ‘Android’ phones
- Has ‘launched’ and ‘closed’ applications on ‘Android’ phones, more than once
- Has visually confirmed the presence or absence of ‘textures’ in games on ‘Android’ phones
Thank you for your time and consideration,
— sls
Those bullet points make you over qualified.
Cross-posting by request/for compilation purposes!!
GoW players and Potions of Power on the Labyrinth Faction release:
Apparently I do I get the last one, just no idea what the previous ones should be.
I dunno man, that seems like way too much work. “Show me the real freeze all… I meant show me the real burn all… I meant show me the real freeze and burn… I mean show me the real freeze all and burn all. Perfection.” There you go.