Most players after the Skeleton Key nerf.
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Dear 505 Games,
I am interested in applying for the role of ‘Head of Quality Assurance and Testing’ as advertised on ‘Game Tester Jobs’.
I feel exceptionally qualified for the position and believe I would be a good fit for 505 Games’ office culture.
My qualifications and work experience include:
- Has successfully turned on and off ‘Android’ phones
- Has ‘launched’ and ‘closed’ applications on ‘Android’ phones, more than once
- Has visually confirmed the presence or absence of ‘textures’ in games on ‘Android’ phones
Thank you for your time and consideration,
— sls
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Those bullet points make you over qualified.
Cross-posting by request/for compilation purposes!!
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GoW players and Potions of Power on the Labyrinth Faction release:
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Apparently I do 
I get the last one, just no idea what the previous ones should be.
I dunno man, that seems like way too much work. “Show me the real freeze all… I meant show me the real burn all… I meant show me the real freeze and burn… I mean show me the real freeze all and burn all. Perfection.” There you go.
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Salty threatening the last three Gems of War players with bans if they ask one more time for warcoins from the Adventure Board.
“The task is working fine, we’ve just been unlucky for 13240 days in a row. Stop asking or I’ll lose my cool.”
Captured live on stream, April 2057, colourised.
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I have a whole channel on my server dedicated to GoW memes (which you can follow to get a new daily meme delivered to your own server) Gary makes loads of hilarious ones but here are a few of mine:
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LOL, literally! I hope Salty doesn’t see this 
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