So it would seem that an elf laid an egg at the Toy Factory and had blamed Kris Krinkle for it. The stink was so big no one would’ve guessed that an elf would’ve been the culprit.
To make things worse Mr. Krinkle had a “kick me”, sign attached to his back. His butt was so sore from all the kicks, he went out into the snow to cool it off.
And that’s how I met him, outside in the cold crying explaining to me that it wasn’t his fault. I told him to chillax and that we should go to the bar for some Hawaiian Iced Tea, the non alcoholic kind of course, he’s still on the job.
(Between you and me, rumor has it that the elf responbile for this mess was fed to a rock worm, don’t know if that’s true or not)
