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Who you gonna call?
A famous tavern song performed by bards throughout Krystara pays homage to three of the most disgraceful Goblins to ever pass outside of Zaejin. Their exploits are dubious, their victories few, and their moral fibre almost non-existant. Nevertheless their deeds have been made into many a bawdy ballad, one of which is included below:
The Sheriff of Delving,
With a look born of fear,
Yelled “Lock up your children,
For the Nobends are here!”
There was big Randy Raven,
And sly little Splog,
And the third Nobend Brother,
Who was just known as Hog.
They strolled into Delving,
Where the Sherrif held sway,
He said "Stop there, you three!"
And he pushed them away.
Well the Nobends just tittered,
As Goblins will do,
Splog kicked in his kneecap,
Drove a spike through his shoe.
Then Raven jumped on him,
Sunk teeth in his thigh.
And Hog grabbed a spoon,
And he scooped out an eye!
The moral of this story
I think you will find…
“Keep your hands off the Nobends,
Or you will go blind!”
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