The exists a man in all of creation that is very blatantly above all other men, this is true even in the realm of Gems of War, this one man is known throughout all of Earth as well as Krystara as
#Chuck Norris
This thread is set aside to detail all of the Legend’s great many very true factoids of his accomplishments in the Gems of War game and community
When Chuck Norris first arrived in Kystara, it was via inter-dimensional portal.
As he lay face down on the lush green ground of Divinion Fields, a Green Seer happened by, still nude from her dip in a nearby spring. Chuck Norris proceeded to strike oil, becoming the wealthiest noble in Adana (Constructs need fuel).
The lovechild of Chuck Norris and that Green Seer still runs amok in the Forest of Thorns. You all know him by his nickname, Gloom Leaf.
Chuck Norris fought his toughest opponent ever once, it took him a whole 57 seconds to roundhouse kick him to death, he enjoyed the extended workout so much he made this Daemon King, and allowed him to resurrect so he can roundhouse kick him whenever he pleases, this Daemon’s name is “Infernal”
Name: Chuck Norris Rarity: Omniscient Type: Human (allegedly) Mana: 3 Red/Yellow/Green/Blue/Purple/Brown Spell: Roundhouse Kick (Deal True damage to an enemy and a random enemy equal to their Life) Traits: Impervious, Empowered, Texas Ranger
Texas Ranger: 100% Skull and Spell damage reduction when attacked. 50% chance to destroy attacking enemy, shuffle the board and gain an Extra Turn.
Men and women have been crafting, studying and refining a blade that they hope will one day shave chuck norris’s beard. Chuck norris commissioned the blade many years ago but no one has been able to craft one that works. Millions of dollars are spent trying to craft the blade that will cut his hair.