A little holiday cheer to accompany the ludicrous happenings!
A week or so ago
I got this brand new guy,
And soon his mustached face
Was on my winning side!
He buffed up all my troops
I cast his spell a lot;
And then just now when I logged in
I’d been banned by a bot!
Oh, Krinkle bans, Krinkle bans,
“Hacking” all the way!
Oh what fun I’d like to have
But I can’t even play. (Hey!)
Krinkle bans, Krinkle bans
There is just no way
That all of us are hacking
So just reinstate today!