True things about Gems of War


#1

You have to admit that Infernus is hot stuff. But if you put him in a battle, he gets so mad he has to blow his top!


#2

The Queen of Freeze takes the starch out of him pretty quickly. He gets too cold, he just lies there on the battlefield like the lump of lava he is.


#3

But isn’t it just a bad steriotype,
women cold as ice, queens of solitude?
But then she arrives, an empress with attitude.
Bedazzling performer from Leonis Empire.
Ishbaala! Dancing to rekindle Infernus fire!


#4

Undine is an asshole.


#5

techn9ne’s mother was a rhynax…dont ask who the father was :sunglasses:


#6

Cyrup likes Penglong, but she isn’t very strong. Instead she keeps getting webbed and ending up dead.


#7

The Wild Queen is the honey badger of GoW.