Troop flavor text (for those sick of GW, meta, and bracket talk)

Sirrian generally does a wonderful job adding short flavor text to each troop. What are your favorites, what ones do you find cringe worthy, and what ones would you change if you could?

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Every time I see Berserker, I think his flavor text should be “My love for you is ticking clock.”

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I love Jarls flavor text. ‘Some Giants just want to watch the world burn’. Loved the movie it references, it fits Jarls character perfectly and matches with his spell effect, a maniacal laughter of a Giant raining fire on the whole board.

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Omfg i this made me lolololol i love it but why did you not finish the song?

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For anyone that gets the reference, that’s all they need.

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My change would be “Penitent” from Whitehelm. They guy has a cross and Flagellation instrument. If only they made the troop a Female Nun, and used the Game of Thrones reference “Shame, Shame, Shame…” maybe that’s to much for a clean game :wink:

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Celestasia’s rumored Human tattoo made me lol for real! :joy:

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Mine is Dark Troll and TDS. TDS flavour text is hilarious

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Zephyros and Draakulis are some of my favourites.

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Speaking of finishing songs, that’s what I have to do whenever I see the flavor text for War.

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Desert Mantis :smile: :joy:
Bugbear :cry: :sob:

Those two are some of my favorites.