Secret Troop Identities Revealed!

Ever wonder who those Gems of War troops are when they take off their costume and just go around their normal daily lives? Fret no more, after extensive research we’ve finally figured out some of their secret identities! You’d never guess who that Mr. Illods waiting patiently in line at the sausage counter really is!

Pun alert, you have been warned.

Will Beebag

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Collects red pets as hobby.

Tim Kresher

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Tends to show up to parties uninvited, then gets defensive.

Ike Illods

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Has six big brothers to help him out when he gets bullied.

Rand Omtropp

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Lives next door to Otto Tropmore of Ten.

Sax Heart

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Received a declaration of love on Twitch.

Cray Zeke Udd

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Has a second job, working as intended.

Evan Beta

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Got nerfed hard shortly after going live.

Mystra Slated

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One of the many members of the Slated family.

Ben Swarmer

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Usually picked after M. T. Spott for team games.

Dude Oriell

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It’s hard to miss him.

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Ayy LMAO :rofl:

(Now do one for Willi the Anchor)

Chuck Dover.
Sums up his life.

Led Wade would also work. :joy:

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