REQUEST: Splash page for server issues

Can we have an animated TSO continually hitting F5?

How about the dude that rides the Goblin Rocket riding a RAID array?

Maybe more Gar’Nok poetry recital?

But yeah, we still have the Blade Dancer from 1.0.8, what’s with that?

There is not a single character animation in the whole game, and you expect to get one for an error page? Sure, why not.