Next new hero class: The Bunny!!!
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You know, I heard rumor once that Peter Piper of Pans Vale boasted that he could outlast Ragnagord in a drinking competition. The two drank all night, and at the point between swaying and passing out, Peter exclaimed how he “couldn’t wait to beat that dirty old Rudolph.”
Peter hasn’t been seen or heard from since, but if you look closely at Ragna’s antlers you may notice a red ribbon that looks awfully similar to the one Peter used to wear to keep his man bun in place. Coincidence? Maybe, but then again maybe not.
So, what’s the moral to our story? If you ever happen to come face to face with the Christmas Beast of Destruction, make sure to stay sober and keep the topic of Santa and his reindeer far away from your loose tongue.
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I can confirm Ragnagord picked that up at the new Big Lots in the Pridelands. No need to check if that exists. Just take my word on it. Nothing to see here.
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If you think Ragnagord is bad, well you ain’t seen anything until you meet Santa Claws!!!
Santa Claws makes Ragnagord seem like a kitten.