Ode to Snotstones
Whether tis nobler to snot or not.
It blows from the nose dries as it goes.
Tis gangerous green with highest sheen.
A prize to collect and tasty I bet!
Snotstones are joy so my team deploy.
Must gather them in with every win.
So sorry everyone. I got bored. Bad things happen when I get bored.
The rhyme! The meter! The creativity of it all! I bow before you, O Noble Bard!
(Not sarcastic, I really did find it funny.)
Ugh. Just ugh.
(yes, funny… but gross)
LOL
Totally gross, Lynn, but I LOVE IT!!! 
Well done.
The subject matter is a little crude, but only because you guys decided to rename HAGSTONES as Snotstones huh.
Nice meter in your prosody, btw!
Here, have a Kleenex.
EDIT. Omigod Eika, you’re giving me ADHD!
Er… 1) nowhere were they ever called that?
2) and are they hag-coloured? well no…
You, sir, have no right to complain.
Well done! You know, we used to have a dedicated poetry thread here somewhere…
Here: >> Poems of War <<
Includes my olde limericks and @dhjl’s excellent poetic saga of Hornless…
Well done… well done…
SMH… 
SMH…
SMH…
Ooooo Thanks for the poetry link Jainus. 
Sorry. I’m quite flummoxed by this. “Frag the Hag” was the first Event rolled out featuring those yellow gemstones. I know neither Frag the Hag nor Soul Raiders are listed on Ashtender, but for some reason when I first read the Event description back in December, I was almost certain it initially said: “Stop the Night Hag! collect [something] stones by defeating Undead troops in PvP or Explore.”
So I must have misread it as “hag stones”. Oh well…
I think that makes perfect sense.
Quoting Nim on the patch thread where she is quoting:
Frag the Hag event says " Stop the Night Hag! Gain 1 point for every Undead troop you defeat in PVP or Explore."
As you said it may have changed
Thanks all! And cool link!
Yeah, sorry about that. I didn’t start tracking events until the snowman event so I missed a couple along the way.