The Bone Dragon could make skulls with numbers unlimited,
With courage and with wraith he always killed me off real quick,
He filled up fast and once he did the game was often done,
But now he’s maxed at fifteen skulls he cannot have his fun.
Here’s to all the unknown kings and queens of three point oh
Will it be courage, famine, or a new troop? I don’t know
But I can tell you one thing that I know will come to be,
The new meta troops will all get nerfed eventually.
The devs they heard our plaintive cries
Their laptop screens, they shook
“Our end gamers are hurting,
I suppose we’ll take a look.”
They saw the flaw, they changed the law
to appease their faithful serfs.
With 3.0, our tears shall flow!
Bone Dragon got the Nerf!
This thread is starting to remind me of the old Gems of War Poetry Corner 
This week’s event inspired me, but my lyrics got lost in that huge thread:
(Based on Magnetic Field’s 100,000 Fireflies)
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
I am the Elven Bard
I play my melody
It makes you want to cast a spell
Elwyn has got a lute, too
He always plays his chord
Don’t be jealous, he’s just my friend
But when I listen to them…
Those Screaming Skulls from afar
I’m… afraid of the dark without you close to me…
I’m… afraid of the dark without you close to me…
I went out to the Forest of Thorns
And met with Lady Anariel
As she summons her Elven Star
Dark Priestess, you just ran like hell
Then you met with Draak, who made you who you are
And these were the worst screams… I’ve ever heard
And I’m… afraid of the dark without you close to me…
I’m… afraid of the dark without you close to me…
You won’t be happy like this,
So listen to me play
You won’t be happy with that curse
Why do you still live there
In that bleak, ghastly kingdom?
We all belong in Silverglade
Why do they keep shrieking,
when they make your friends strong?
I’ll have to call The Silent One…
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
It’s open to interpretation, but funny how it ended up sounded like a love song for Elven Bard and Dark Priestess… Not my intention, I only noticed when it was done, so I went back and adapted it a little bit haha