Everytime i see someone with their phone sideways i auto assume they are playin gems lol
@kanevan
Not lyrics per se, but how about one about overpowered troops in general (Webspinner, Maw, Bone Dragon, etc) and needed Nerfs. @Tacet might have a historical list.
Thanks for creating fun content.
I have yet to do a top 10 troops yet, mainly because it changes a lot and would be at least 1/2 mythic. Closest thing to that is the top 10 unique traits, but don’t believe it is fully applicable due to additional traits that have been released since then:
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Awesome job! I watched both.
Building on @Strat, I think you could write an entire song on just Bonedragon and it would be hilarious
@Strat Thank you for your idea ! I keep it in mind. 
@Raphius Thank you too ! I don’t think i will have enough idea about only Bonedragon but i will surely talk about him in a song about overpowered troops like suggested @Strat !
What about a song talking to oldest players ? Things that have disapear or changed ? Old meta and stuff like that. Any ideas ?
Love the video. Sadly I have been unable to get Mrs Jainus hooked onto GoW… She’s never forgiven me for PvZ…
At least the little Jainuses like to play…
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Lol i can relate to this to well 
lol i got sick of hearing all about it one day and i was like eff it ill just install it 
now im jist as addicted as he is 
love this way to much 
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Kanevan, how about an ode to the nerfed troops that used to be OP? Goblins, Maw, manticore, khorvash, and soon to be bone dragon - one verse each? A very rough off-the-top-of-my-head idea is below, I’m imagining it to a fairly fast gypsy punk / sailor shanty rhythm 
The goblins were so tricky with their many extra turns,
You’d sit there forever while their rocket set off burns,
Boar rider did the damage while the shaman made the gems,
But since they got the nerf i haven’t played with them again.
Well Maw’s always devoured but it wasn’t just the once,
She used to eat troops up for breakfast dinner, and for lunch,
When matching skulls your heart was in your mouth with fear of her,
But now I am no longer scared because she got the nerf.
The manticore can mana drain which always slows you down,
But when she was empowered, she was used all over town,
Whenever you were ready she would drain you down once more,
But since she got the nerf I rarely see her any more.
Leonis is an empire, and Khorvash tops its rank,
With stoneskin many thought he was the most ideal tank,
He stuns, he drains, he takes the hits, and has the perfect banner,
But now he’s armoured I no longer want to give him mana.
The Bone Dragon can make as many skulls as he can strip,
With courage and with wraith he always kills me off real quick,
He’s quick to fill and once he does the game is often done,
So Devs please nerf this s.o.b from here to kingdom come.
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@Whiskeyjack I love this! Lyrics are brilliant!
I already have a melody running through my head… with your permission I may take a stab at this one?
please make one big post listing all @kanevan 's work so that everyone can find them ! 
@efh313 maybe me, you and @kanevan should all do it and report back?! Obviously feel free to add or change lyrics, add a chorus or refrain or butcher it in any way your heart desires!
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I’ve written a final cap for my version:
The forums rang with loud complaints!
The devs? They had enough…
Some said they’d never change 'em
But the devs they called our bluff.
Those cards have had their day
ruling over Krystara’s turf,
But now its time they settle down
because they got the nerf!
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Im gonna have “guiiilld warrrsss” stuck in my head all day… Thanks for that
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You’re Welcome!
Ahhhh nice! I was thinking about it on my way home from work. Thought maybe a different line each time. Like:
Chorus 1:
So here’s. to. all. the former kings of PvP
You now seem underwhelming but you used to be O.P
And whilst I’m not exactly saying that you are the worst
You haven’t been the same… since you got the nerf
Chorus 2:
So here’s. to. all. the former kings of PvP
You now seem underwhelming but you used to be O.P
You used to cause me pain a little like giving birth
But now you just make me sigh… coz you got the nerf
Chorus 3:
So here’s. to. all. the former kings of PvP
You now seem underwhelming but you used to be O.P
You once were known for sucking out all the joy and mirth
But now I feel indifferent… coz you got the nerf
Etc!
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I already write something on your lyrics ! Thank you for your time !
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@Nakirahdark Now we can tag it “True story” because of you ahah !
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Hahaha yes! 
Well the swift 3.0 update has totally messed up that last verse 
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lmao I was thinking the same thing @Whiskeyjack!!!