What you were expecting to happen, and what actually happened:
A unicorn came and swept me away to a new land.
How often does this happen? When did it begin happening?
Only just hapened but I’m totally stoked tbh because now I get to live in a place where everything is rainbows and candy and I never have to talk to anyone.
Steps to make it happen again
Be a boss ass bitch called Salty and be suffering a severe lack of sleep.