What’s wrong with sprouts, eh?!
Sorry sprout-lovers!
There wasn’t room to fit “Likes Sprouts a Little Too Much”
It is showing a serious prejudice against sprouts… Perhaps in 107 we can have more balanced loading jokes, like “Loves carrots” or “Fond of aubergines”?
Let’s not insult the (growing) vegan community! 
Yeah, I mean, there are plenty of vegetables to hate on. Or heck, other foods too. “Eats pizza with a fork” or “hates ice cream” or “drinks tea whilst sticking out their pinkie finger.”
So here starts the most damning message competition:
‘Puts the summoning troop in front’
‘Redefines the word ‘soon’’
‘Always plays black in Magic’
Gonna use any of those @Sirrian?
Hey, I do that when I drink tea…
Those are little long, let me shorten them for ya’.
‘Puts Summoner First’
‘Redefines ‘Soon’’
‘Plays Black in MtG’
Even shortened they maybe a bit too long to fit, but I like where you’re going.
Here’s a couple ideas from me in the spirit of Halloween:
‘Spooks Ghosts’
‘Counts Candy Corn’
‘Sparkles’
I’ll have you know I only place a summoner in front on my all summoning defense team:
Dokkalfar
Summoner
Goblin King
Gar’Nok
Well then I will make fun of you for being silly. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t continue to be classy as f@%# though!
“Ate all the trick or treat candy”
“Didn’t wash hands after using public restroom”
“Enjoys Monopoly”
How about some with double meaning?
- Hates “the walking dead”
- A true monster
or maybe some memes?
- Power over 9000
- Is top kek