-Emporer Khorvash once urinated into an old stove as a joke. We know this stove today as Carnex. He then blackmailed Sparkgrinder into taking the blame for it’s creation.
-The boogeyman checks underneath his bed each night for Emporer Khorvash
-Death once had a near-Emporer Khorvash experience
-Emporer Khorvash can make a 6-gem match
-Emporer Khorvash was once bitten by a sand cobra. After two days of pain and agony, the cobra died.
-Emporer Khorvash’s crown is considered a weapon of mass destruction by the U.S. military.
-If Empowered Gorgotha had a card description, it would read “When Khorvash and Gorgotha got jiggy…”
-Emperor Khorvash has died thousands of times, but the grim reaper hasn’t the courage to tell him.
-It is thought by the developers that if you use Emperor Khorvash against another Emporer Khorvash in battle, the world would end from being unable to contain so much awesome.
Emperor Khorvash CAN believe it’s butter.
Emperor Khorvash stole Thors thunder.
On the seventh day Emperor Khorvash created God.
Emperor Khorvash doesn’t sleep, he waits.
Emperor Khorvash can win a game of hide and seek with his eyes closed.
Emperor Khorvash can make a Happy Meal cry.
Emperor Khorvash knows the letter after Z.
And lastly…only Emperor Khorvash can judge us.
-Queen Mab fought against Queen Ysabelle for the opportunity to become Emperor Khorvash’s mistress, but the battle seemed boring to Emperor Khorvash so he started to flirt with Abynissia.
NEAR Khorvash experience? Do you know how many Deaths he has killed in his life? Too many.
All the skulls in Gems of War were donated by Emperor Khorvash, from his personal trophy hoard
Valkyrie used to convert to red, then Khorvash demanded that he get a mana generator, and it was made so.
The Devs originally balanced Khorvash as a mythic troop, but Khorvash told them that he looks better with an orange border.
Khorvash’s third trait is unlocked by removing his helmet, and revealing his stunningly good looks to the world.
The Great Maw used to have a devour chance on skull damage for its third trait. We all know this. What most don’t know is that the imminent arrival of Khorvash scared the hunger out of the worm.
