Emporer Khorvash is so awesome that:
-Superman wears Emporer Khorvash pajamas
-Emporer Khorvash once urinated into an old stove as a joke. We know this stove today as Carnex. He then blackmailed Sparkgrinder into taking the blame for it’s creation.
-The boogeyman checks underneath his bed each night for Emporer Khorvash
-Death once had a near-Emporer Khorvash experience
-Emporer Khorvash can make a 6-gem match
-Emporer Khorvash was once bitten by a sand cobra. After two days of pain and agony, the cobra died.
-Emporer Khorvash’s crown is considered a weapon of mass destruction by the U.S. military.
-If Empowered Gorgotha had a card description, it would read “When Khorvash and Gorgotha got jiggy…”
-Emperor Khorvash has died thousands of times, but the grim reaper hasn’t the courage to tell him.
-It is thought by the developers that if you use Emperor Khorvash against another Emporer Khorvash in battle, the world would end from being unable to contain so much awesome.
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