Still have a spot Open! Lonely guild ISO soul mate.
bippity boppity bump
Do you need a guild? I can help you with that! New opening early on Monday, join us for guildwars return!
Meow
Good morning, and may the skull cascades fall in your favor today!
No samsquanches here, Join us! Need one more for the trailer park!
Still looking for one more player so I can go on vacation on Monday!
Lardy is going on “vacation” (to the nuthouse), come take his place!
I heard the nuthouse wouldn’t take him
(sighing)… I’m like the Filbert in the can of mixed nuts…
Some people like hazelnuts
I do not like hazelnuts, btw
NOT EVEN NUTELLA?
I prefer Eurocrem, but I only eat the sweet milk side.
Free guild invite for the first person that can meet our really small requirements! We are not all nutty…
One more still needed, I could likely make room for 2 if needed!
Are you saying Lardy takes up the room of two people?
HEY!
We’re not an airline!
They told me I have to stay outside until I find a new recruit, It is supposed to hail tonight, join us and save me!
It stops complaining about the hail, or else it gets the hose again.