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Greatest Of All Time

Originally published at: https://gemsofwar.com/greatest-of-all-time/

New Ultra-Rare Troop: Dynamite Goat The Dynamite Goat will be available this week for 300 Glory in the shop as well as in Event Chests, and will appear in Glory, Gem, and Guild chests in 3-4 weeks’ time.

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Any guesses on how the new troop will not work as intended? :laughing:

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Looking at the picture, I’m expecting it to have a chance for a backfire and it to explode messily…!

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DYNAMITE GOAT

Come on everybody!
Let’s get on the floooooor!

Bit of trivia for you all, this is Sirrian’s new favourite troop.

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Because it looks good, but doesn’t really contribute much to the team?

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@Sossitch that’s why he likes me!

OH SAVAGE SELF BURN SALTY.

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Boost ratio?

I thought it was because it knocked problems to the bottom and blows up in your face?

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I’ve been stupidly excited for this one too! Its so wonderfully ridiculous.

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Because he’s the only one old enough on the staff to have watched this when it originally aired? :grinning:
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Hilarious art (and shout-out to the clever thread title, didn’t realize this was the weekly troop announcement!), but the troop is another not-quite-good-enough exploder.

Is anyone actually using the terrorist goat?

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Boost is too low … better exploders :frowning:

Greatest of All Time?
Are you talking about @Saltypatra?

i am.
I have set him up inside a small farm in…
well, for legal reasons, best not to reveal the location.

let’s just say someone’s gonna be having a lotta goulash soon…

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i’m old enough to object to this whole goat thing.

there was a time when being the goat meant being the opposite of the hero.
it meant being the worst, not the best.
it seems rather profane to me to hijack the word for the opposite meaning.

also, I wish those kids would get off my lawn!

Greatest of all time -what a laugh- another useless troop to fill our useless inventory

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