Is it too late to change the weapon type to Flail? Just asking. 
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I would totally vote for “Epic Flail,” particularly because it’s actually a Scythe.
Bonus points if its flavor text is, “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
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Devil’s Kiss.
(Though “Blood Harvester” and “Sanguine Leech” are both also very good.)
Fleshcarver
Scythe Hustle
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Or maybe “This is why you don’t let people on the Internet name a boat”. 
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Tweetle Dee
Vice of Maraj
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Palka Nagibalka
Not a great axe
Are you scytheing me
Senor no more
Slice and dice
Arrow to the knee v2
Swordy sword
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Blood-Letter
Demon’s Fangs
Sin’s Reach
All jokes a-scythe
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Mother in Law
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That’s not a Scythe, this is a Scythe!
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“The Four Fifths Compromise” since the forums didn’t get to vote on some aspects?
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Return of the Scythe
Blood Reaper
Blood Thief
Final Donation (think about it…)
Death-Leech
Bat’s Reaping
Blade of Sucking 