I am Chunky Mono, and contrary to what you may have heard, I do not shoot Fireballs from my eyes, nor Lightning from my arse. And I absolutely do not have time to fight 900 Guild War battles on Mixer on a Sunday afternoon.
I am Chunky. I am an Orc Raider. I will not cry. So I need friends who will cry for me. And perhaps fight a few battles before rage quitting in the next war.
Long have I seen you. For a thousand days, I have watched you. Be you on Switch, PS4, PC or Mobile, I call upon you to think inside the XBox.
Get yourself an XBox, create a Gems account, and send your invite code to GamerTag: Chunky Mono… Get yourself an XBox…Get yourself an XBox…Get yourself an XBox…
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Give us one weekend a month, and two weeks a year, and together, we will reach Bracket 1. And many years from now, from this day to then, you will be able…just Get yourself an XBox. Or don’t. Maybe I’ll get a PC…and a PS4…and a Switch. And I’ll bring the fight to you there. Join the Horde, or be crushed by it.