I hate vanity items and I think they’re stupid but if you make an avatar that looks like a pony or a horse I am a giant sucker and I will buy it and hate myself.
I will also change my name to “Slypenslyde (Why the long face?)”.
I mean, being a wolf is cool. But the puppy pads are expensive and I keep having to buy new coffee tables because when I get distracted I chew a leg off. And it’s harder to eat carrots with these chompers.