Fun fact: I swear like a sailor in real life, and in most online settings, too. One might not even be able to tell that here, because instead of cussing, I just elongate my sentences to give me more time to think about what comes next, instead of the pausing and "um"s and swearing that you’d hear from me in real life.
This usually results in more roundabout and ultimately more thorough explanations of whatever I’m talking about around here, and usually forces me to be far more creative with displays of exasperation or frustration, when a much more efficient f-bomb would sum things up far more quickly. You can probably already see what I mean.
In summary, I got my “tl;dr” title and general reputation for long-windedness because of a unique style of self-censorship.
Also, yes, River. I swear at the game a lot, too. You’re far from alone.