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Still, free Pet Food!
Yeah, but…
I’m still waiting for the Infernus one. We got others that were released later several times already, but that one is elusive. 
trying to read the troop stats in 7.0 be like
I knew you all wouldn’t disappoint with these terrible new graphics 
Syndrome has a reminder for players assembling teams of Rogues:
…Unless one of them gets Stunned. 
Too bad there’s no way to inflict it on yourself, eh?
Could we maybe vote on which part of the game particular dev team members get to work on? 
I nominate Treasure Hunt for 7.2
Nooo! That’s like the one part of the game they haven’t horribly broken. Maybe they could just make the rewards x100, then realize that was an error and make it x10, then we’d be good…