You might need to list some more of your stats and what you guys offer (besides baby punching and candy stealing, if the rumors are true). While most of us forum vets know what 29th place (congrats, btw) means, forum newbs may not.
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Join us! Itâs currently 23:04GMT (16 hours after Monday reset) and hereâs what our tasks look like:
This is a genuine team effort, no-one is super play-all-day hardcore. All our statues are over level 100 which means maximum guild bonuses.
We have a friendly community with plenty of chat in game and on our discord server. Talking is not mandatory but if you ever need anything someone is always there.
All we need from you is a minimum contribution of 200 trophies, 400k gold and 1200 seals. Levelling kingdoms? Thatâs no problem, you only need to donate 200k gold (although we do ask that you claim all 1500 seals to make up for it). Having a busy week with life? We understand, just let Don know and you wonât get kicked.
So who will come and help us knock Ogunther and his smelly farty guild off its pedestal?? Get in now and youâll be just in time for our first legendary task this week paying out. Delay and youâll⌠well youâll still get the other 5 or so that weâll complete this week 
ALSO donât be deceived by our rank, in the last quarter we were the 14th highest performing guild
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Well said @Dddd!!
And to add: This ! 
All of this!
Mean Machine is a great guild and you will not regret joining this family. Flexible, fun, consistent. Thatâs us! 
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No one is going to mention that our leader is sexy? 
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Whoa where did you find that picture of me
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Ty for bumping kind person! But we got a new member 
But since you were kind enogh, we promise not to hit you amd steal your candy, even if you are a baby
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ROFLMAO! Deal!
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