# Tunes of War: Official Forum Thread

**URL:** <https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/tunes-of-war-official-forum-thread/22210>\
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**Created:** [April 4, 2017, 7:44pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/tunes-of-war-official-forum-thread/22210 "2017-04-04T19:44:52Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 12:53pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/tunes-of-war-official-forum-thread/22210/115 "2017-09-07T12:53:10Z")

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The summer has come and gone and with its exit I bring the newest Tunes of War parody!!!

But before I go any further I must give some special shout outs.

This was from the very beginning a collaboration between @Whiskeyjack, @vangor, and myself. When we learned that our “brudda”, @Ozball, was being made an official Forum Moderator our crazy minds started crafting a very special tribute to him.

The following parody is that tribute.

We hope you enjoy: MODERATORS

[![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/gemsofwar/original/3X/6/5/6538f74e23ac767f0e78874ecb28b3b4d6d73b7e.jpeg "Moderators") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLl41gJOyhk)

LYRICS  
Moderators!  
We moderate any stealing of intellectual property. We’re damn good too. But you can’t be any geek off the boards. You gotta be handy with the hammer, if you know what I mean. Earn your keep.  
Moderators, mount up!

[Vangor]  
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon  
Vangor is on the tubes, trying to consume  
Some content for the eve, so I can get some likes  
Just rollin’ at my desk, reading through the night

[Oz]  
Just hit the website, my community  
On a mission tryin’ to find posts of quality  
See a thread full of trolls  
Ain’t no need to speak  
All these jerks know what’s up  
When they cross me

[Vangor]  
So I hooks a left into Official News  
Some brudda talkin’ nice so I said “let’s do this”  
I jumped into the thread, and said “what’s up?”  
Some brudda’s try’n’a be me so I said “I’m stuck”

[Oz]  
Since these posters pinging me I’ma glide and swerve  
So I tell them that the Devs are on the word  
Gonna think of better things than some corny tricks  
I see my homey and some sucker’s all in his mix

[Vangor]  
I’m gettin duped, he’s try’n’a be me,  
I can’t believe they’re taking Vangor’s IP  
They took my name, they took my profile pic  
I looked at the brudda and said “damn, what gives?”

[Oz]  
They got my homey hemmed up, posting all around  
Necroing old threads, so he look like a clown  
I gotta come up real quick before the forum drowns  
I best get out my hammer and lay them busters down

[Vangor]  
They got posts in my thread  
I think I’m going down  
I can’t believe this happened in my home town  
If I had wings I would fly  
Away from it all  
I glance the front page and peep brudda Ozball

[Oz]  
Twenty six year ban plus one to be nice  
Ozball is about to turn accounts to ice  
Now they droppin and yellin  
It’s a tad bit late  
Ozball and Salty P had to moderate

[Oz]  
I laid all them busters down  
I let my keys explode  
Now I’m switching my mind back into freak mode  
If you want likes step back and observe  
I just left a bunch of trolls over there on the curb

[Vangor]  
Now Oz got the likes  
And that’s a known fact  
Before I got jacked I was on the same track  
[Oz] Back up back up 'cause it’s on  
OzBall and me  
and Salty to the P

[Oz]  
Just like I thought  
They were in the same spot  
In need of some desperate help  
The Ozball and Vangor  
Were in need of something else  
One of them dames was posting great memes  
I said “ooh I like your style”  
She said “I need a title and you seem real nice,  
would you help me out?”  
I got a box full of pings and I know what to do  
The next stop is the admin menu

[Vangor]  
I’m posting  
Onto a whole new level  
Forums  
Stept towards  
I dare you  
Likes  
On a whole new scene  
[Oz]The brudda is the post and the post is the meme  
Teams  
Memes  
We brings  
Quality  
G-O-W  
Where gems is life  
And life is gems

[Oz]  
If you know like I know  
You don’t want to step to this  
The Guild Wars era  
Funked out with a gangster twist  
If you post like I post  
Then you give likes everyday  
And if you’re an impostor  
505 will moderate

FUN FACT: @whiskeyjack came back with lyrics for the entire song 12 hours after conception!! Insane!! 😱

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