# Troop flavor text (for those sick of GW, meta, and bracket talk) **URL:** \ **Category:** Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 31, 2017, 2:41pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/troop-flavor-text-for-those-sick-of-gw-meta-and-bracket-talk/24929 "2017-05-31T14:41:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Strat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Strat](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Strat)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 2:41pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/troop-flavor-text-for-those-sick-of-gw-meta-and-bracket-talk/24929/1 "2017-05-31T14:41:23Z")
Sirrian generally does a wonderful job adding short flavor text to each troop. What are your favorites, what ones do you find cringe worthy, and what ones would you change if you could? ---
**Author:** ![Stan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/stan/32/29888_2.png) [@Stan](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Stan)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/troop-flavor-text-for-those-sick-of-gw-meta-and-bracket-talk/24929/2 "2017-05-31T15:47:41Z")
Every time I see Berserker, I think his flavor text should be “My love for you is ticking clock.” ---
**Author:** ![Gouki](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/gouki/32/22405_2.png) [@Gouki](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Gouki)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/troop-flavor-text-for-those-sick-of-gw-meta-and-bracket-talk/24929/3 "2017-05-31T15:55:49Z")
I love Jarls flavor text. ‘Some Giants just want to watch the world burn’. Loved the movie it references, it fits Jarls character perfectly and matches with his spell effect, a maniacal laughter of a Giant raining fire on the whole board. ---
**Author:** ![Vangor](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/vangor/32/31404_2.png) [@Vangor](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Vangor)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 4:05pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/troop-flavor-text-for-those-sick-of-gw-meta-and-bracket-talk/24929/4 "2017-05-31T16:05:03Z")
> [@Stan](#): > > Every time I see Berserker, I think his flavor text should be "My love for you is ticking clock Omfg i this made me lolololol i love it but why did you not finish the song? ---
**Author:** ![Stan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/stan/32/29888_2.png) [@Stan](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Stan)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 4:06pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/troop-flavor-text-for-those-sick-of-gw-meta-and-bracket-talk/24929/5 "2017-05-31T16:06:47Z")
> [@Vangor](#): > > why did you not finish the song? For anyone that gets the reference, that’s all they need. ---
**Author:** ![Strat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Strat](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Strat)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/troop-flavor-text-for-those-sick-of-gw-meta-and-bracket-talk/24929/6 "2017-05-31T16:09:06Z")
My change would be “Penitent” from Whitehelm. They guy has a cross and Flagellation instrument. If only they made the troop a Female Nun, and used the Game of Thrones reference “Shame, Shame, Shame…” maybe that’s to much for a clean game 😉 ---
**Author:** ![efh313](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/efh313/32/34349_2.png) [@efh313](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/efh313)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 4:11pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/troop-flavor-text-for-those-sick-of-gw-meta-and-bracket-talk/24929/7 "2017-05-31T16:11:07Z")
Celestasia’s rumored Human tattoo made me lol for real! 😂 ---
**Author:** ![Beowulf](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/beowulf/32/26390_2.png) [@Beowulf](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Beowulf)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 6:29pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/troop-flavor-text-for-those-sick-of-gw-meta-and-bracket-talk/24929/8 "2017-05-31T18:29:10Z")
Mine is Dark Troll and TDS. TDS flavour text is hilarious ---
**Author:** ![Nimhain](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/nimhain/32/47049_2.png) [@Nimhain](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Nimhain)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 2:07am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/troop-flavor-text-for-those-sick-of-gw-meta-and-bracket-talk/24929/9 "2017-06-01T02:07:08Z")
Zephyros and Draakulis are some of my favourites. ---
**Author:** ![Sththunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Sththunder](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Sththunder)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 3:10am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/troop-flavor-text-for-those-sick-of-gw-meta-and-bracket-talk/24929/10 "2017-06-01T03:10:42Z")
Speaking of finishing songs, that’s what I have to do whenever I see the flavor text for War. ---
**Author:** ![ZooKeeper](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/zookeeper/32/30875_2.png) [@ZooKeeper](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/ZooKeeper)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 5:46am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/troop-flavor-text-for-those-sick-of-gw-meta-and-bracket-talk/24929/11 "2017-06-01T05:46:39Z")
Desert Mantis 😄 😂 Bugbear 😢 😭 Those two are some of my favorites.