# There's No Place Like Tome **URL:** \ **Category:** Official News\ **Created:** [January 21, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176 "2018-01-21T23:10:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Saltypatra](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/saltypatra/32/59750_2.png) [@Saltypatra](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Saltypatra)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/1 "2018-01-21T23:10:15Z")
You better read the fine print. **New Common Troop: Tome of Evil** ![blog_tomeevil (1)](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/gemsofwar/original/3X/4/2/42aa507862a65343e43741e50689941c556237cc.jpg) A wise scholar once wrote “Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.” Unfortunately, that has happened far too often with this book, an ancient tome steeped in abjuration and summoning magic, uncovered by the Acolytes of Karakoth in one of their excavations. **New Ultra Rare Troop: Hellspawn** ![blog_hellspawn (1)](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/gemsofwar/original/3X/d/2/d2aec2109dfd2fc85f66695de441de8fdcdcc487.jpg) Some people say their body is a temple… this guy’s body is a bouncy castle If you too would like a beach-bod comparable to the Hellspawn, all you have to do is follow these simple rules: 1. If nobody sees you eating the Goblin, the Goblin contains no calories. 2. Your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any. 3. Goblins are green, vegetables are green, therefore Goblins are salad. 4. Never stuff something in your mouth that is bigger than your head. 5. A balanced meal plan involves a Goblin in both hands. ---
**Author:** ![Taisiakat](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/taisiakat/32/75810_2.png) [@Taisiakat](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Taisiakat)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/2 "2018-01-21T23:13:14Z")
Another interesting Ugly Blob… Maybe I should make the Blob Deck - Goblin King, Flesh Golem, Hellspawn… and who else??? ---
**Author:** ![Ozball](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/ozball/32/36110_2.png) [@Ozball](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Ozball)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 11:15pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/3 "2018-01-21T23:15:13Z")
Elf-Eater or Gob-Chomper? Not sure if Merchant Prince would count… ---
**Author:** ![TheIdleOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@TheIdleOne](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/TheIdleOne)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 11:15pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/4 "2018-01-21T23:15:21Z")
> [@Saltypatra](#): > > New Common Ultra Rare Troop: Hellspawn yay multiple tiers of the same rarity. more like MTG by the moment 😛 ---
**Author:** ![jzg](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/jzg/32/53451_2.png) [@jzg](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/jzg)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 11:17pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/5 "2018-01-21T23:17:39Z")
It certainly feels like a common ---
**Author:** ![Taisiakat](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/taisiakat/32/75810_2.png) [@Taisiakat](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Taisiakat)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 11:20pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/6 "2018-01-21T23:20:03Z")
> [@Ozball](#): > > Gob-Chomper? Gob-Chomper fits the blob ugly card - I will have to see how this team plays after I get the Hellspawn. ---
**Author:** ![Rickygervais](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@Rickygervais](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Rickygervais)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 11:20pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/7 "2018-01-21T23:20:53Z")
Crappelpot could fit in also 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Saltypatra](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/saltypatra/32/59750_2.png) [@Saltypatra](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Saltypatra)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 11:21pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/8 "2018-01-21T23:21:34Z")
Excuse you Grapplepot is waifu material. ---
**Author:** ![Rickygervais](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@Rickygervais](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Rickygervais)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 11:25pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/9 "2018-01-21T23:25:26Z")
Sorry im never sure if it’s a he or she when i look at her 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tacet](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/tacet/32/35_2.png) [@Tacet](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Tacet)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 11:39pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/10 "2018-01-21T23:39:24Z")
EEEEEEEEEVVVILL! Had to. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lardy-Porker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/lardy-porker/32/25588_2.png) [@Lardy-Porker](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Lardy-Porker)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 11:54pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/11 "2018-01-21T23:54:06Z")
> [@Saltypatra](#): > > Grapplepot is waifu material. [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/gemsofwar/original/3X/4/2/4280b2a04110b0ab91ec975bda904f33a50cbd3c.jpeg "Kimura-sensei - Mai Waifu") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AgDbAT56I0) ---
**Author:** ![Sheba](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/sheba/32/45190_2.png) [@Sheba](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Sheba)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/12 "2018-01-22T00:12:47Z")
The real question: Would Hellspawn eat the Goblin King or would the Goblin King eat Hellspawn (after Grapplepot cooked him for her husband)?🤔 Also seriously, with that lore, that guy should do triple damage to Goblins.😛 ---
**Author:** ![awryan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/awryan/32/74650_2.png) [@awryan](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/awryan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 1:01am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/13 "2018-01-22T01:01:55Z")
A troop that is more helpful (25%) of the time after death. 🤔 ---
**Author:** ![Venar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/venar/32/36634_2.png) [@Venar](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Venar)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 1:29am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/14 "2018-01-22T01:29:23Z")
Definitly on the weak side, these 2… ---
**Author:** ![ZooKeeper](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/zookeeper/32/30875_2.png) [@ZooKeeper](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/ZooKeeper)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 1:46am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/15 "2018-01-22T01:46:03Z")
![Meth Not Even Once!](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/gemsofwar/original/3X/a/b/abe38bf700046d7cab3220b17a9210a332ce9779.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Saltypatra](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/saltypatra/32/59750_2.png) [@Saltypatra](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Saltypatra)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 5:02am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/16 "2018-01-22T05:02:02Z")
You win this round @ZooKeeper. ---
**Author:** ![Jainus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/jainus/32/34949_2.png) [@Jainus](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Jainus)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 5:32am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/17 "2018-01-22T05:32:01Z")
You need to fire this artist. He’s clearly too obsessed with my mother-in-law… ---
**Author:** ![Nephilim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/nephilim/32/29092_2.png) [@Nephilim](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Nephilim)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 6:40am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/18 "2018-01-22T06:40:38Z")
Nah, my ex-wife. ---
**Author:** ![Rickygervais](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@Rickygervais](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Rickygervais)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 6:46am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/19 "2018-01-22T06:46:46Z")
> [@Nephilim](#): > > Nah, my ex-wife. I see we got same taste of women, that’s really cool ---
**Author:** ![Nephilim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/nephilim/32/29092_2.png) [@Nephilim](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Nephilim)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 6:47am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176/20 "2018-01-22T06:47:53Z")
Maybe not the second time! Lol [Next page](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/theres-no-place-like-tome/35176.md?page=2)