# Terrible Gems Pickup Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 25, 2016, 8:45am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994 "2016-02-25T08:45:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Nebroxah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9f8e36/32.png) [@Nebroxah](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Nebroxah)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 8:45am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/1 "2016-02-25T08:45:49Z")
Hey girl, are you a mana surge? Because I only have a 23% chance of getting you. ---
**Author:** ![collectorofgems](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/collectorofgems/32/38138_2.png) [@collectorofgems](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/collectorofgems)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 8:54am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/2 "2016-02-25T08:54:52Z")
Hey pretty lady, are you a keeper of souls? Because I’d like to be upgraded into your world. ---
**Author:** ![DEMONorANGEL](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/demonorangel/32/41260_2.png) [@DEMONorANGEL](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/DEMONorANGEL)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 10:03am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/3 "2016-02-25T10:03:39Z")
Hey boy, buy me 2000000 Diamonds and i might think about it. 😊 ---
**Author:** ![DEMONorANGEL](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/demonorangel/32/41260_2.png) [@DEMONorANGEL](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/DEMONorANGEL)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 10:04am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/4 "2016-02-25T10:04:56Z")
You cant see my cards till you put 50 gold on it. ---
**Author:** ![DEMONorANGEL](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/demonorangel/32/41260_2.png) [@DEMONorANGEL](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/DEMONorANGEL)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 10:06am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/5 "2016-02-25T10:06:46Z")
Hey Baby. … I’M in the VIP club 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![Tacet](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/tacet/32/35_2.png) [@Tacet](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Tacet)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 10:37am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/6 "2016-02-25T10:37:27Z")
Hey boy, is life getting you down? Because I am the one who will protect and replenish your life. - Dryad ---
**Author:** ![Archenassa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/archenassa/32/153_2.png) [@Archenassa](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Archenassa)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 10:38am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/7 "2016-02-25T10:38:24Z")
I hope you don’t have Agile cos I’ll take a True Shot at you. ---
**Author:** ![Nebroxah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9f8e36/32.png) [@Nebroxah](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Nebroxah)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 10:38am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/8 "2016-02-25T10:38:52Z")
If I complete your challenge, can I unlock your casket of souls? ---
**Author:** ![Archenassa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/archenassa/32/153_2.png) [@Archenassa](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Archenassa)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 10:41am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/9 "2016-02-25T10:41:37Z")
If you weren’t so Impervious to my Charm, I’ll make you Burn for me. ---
**Author:** ![Nebroxah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9f8e36/32.png) [@Nebroxah](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Nebroxah)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 10:43am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/10 "2016-02-25T10:43:20Z")
Don’t worry baby, I was sure to bring Barrier. ---
**Author:** ![Sidousai](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/sidousai/32/604_2.png) [@Sidousai](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Sidousai)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 11:43am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/11 "2016-02-25T11:43:42Z")
> [@collectorofgems](#): > > Hey pretty lady, are you a keeper of souls? Because I’d like to be upgraded into your world. I don’t get the punchline for the second part. To be in synch with Keeper of Soul’s in-game dialog, a “better” terrible pickup line would be… “Hey pretty lady, are you a Keeper of Souls? Because I’ve got a Minion here that would rise up for you!” … Ok, yea, that was bad. ---
**Author:** ![Jainus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/jainus/32/34949_2.png) [@Jainus](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Jainus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 12:57pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/12 "2016-02-25T12:57:01Z")
Hey, you’re in the @sirrian fan club _too_? * * * I really don’t know why they call you Ol’ Swamp-ass… * * * So where exactly is your Celestasia tattoo? * * * Hey babe, I’m the Imp of Luurve… ---
**Author:** ![Jainus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/jainus/32/34949_2.png) [@Jainus](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Jainus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 1:13pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/13 "2016-02-25T13:13:34Z")
> [@Nebroxah](#): > > Don’t worry baby, I was sure to bring Barrier Someone needs a Cleanse… ---
**Author:** ![Machiknight](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/machiknight/32/6108_2.png) [@Machiknight](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Machiknight)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/14 "2016-02-25T15:48:03Z")
girl, you just transformed my board to red! Dang baby, I’d love to match red with you til I explode! ---
**Author:** ![collectorofgems](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/collectorofgems/32/38138_2.png) [@collectorofgems](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/collectorofgems)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 5:51pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/15 "2016-02-25T17:51:56Z")
Harsh @ctu1208. Maybe I should have tried better words but was going with the levelling up of troops with souls theme. I mean I’m no english teacher. But to be singled out and corrected and by my own guild leader. Harsh man. Harsh. ---
**Author:** ![Mitheithel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/mitheithel/32/2352_2.png) [@Mitheithel](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Mitheithel)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 6:38pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/16 "2016-02-25T18:38:09Z")
Divine type in the streets, daemon type in the sheets… ---
**Author:** ![Jainus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/jainus/32/34949_2.png) [@Jainus](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Jainus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 7:14pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/17 "2016-02-25T19:14:28Z")
> [@Mitheithel](#): > > Divine type in the streets, daemon type in the sheets… Daemon type in bed… you mean like Webspinner with all the green goo and toxins…? yeuch… ---
**Author:** ![Mitheithel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/mitheithel/32/2352_2.png) [@Mitheithel](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Mitheithel)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 7:34pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/18 "2016-02-25T19:34:56Z")
Hey man, I don’t judge what people like… ---
**Author:** ![Jainus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/jainus/32/34949_2.png) [@Jainus](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Jainus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 7:43pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/19 "2016-02-25T19:43:02Z")
True, sorry… I’m being prejudiced and chauvinistic… I’m sure there are loads of guys who’d find the whole spider daemon look, dripping poison and devouring human sacrifices a real turn-on… ---
**Author:** ![Mitheithel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/mitheithel/32/2352_2.png) [@Mitheithel](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Mitheithel)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 8:02pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994/20 "2016-02-25T20:02:25Z")
I’m… sure there are. I’m going to refrain from googling that. 😶 [Next page](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/terrible-gems-pickup-lines/3994.md?page=2)