# Public Service Announcement: Do NOT Play This Game in Real Life **URL:** \ **Category:** Community Content\ **Created:** [August 5, 2016, 6:48am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/public-service-announcement-do-not-play-this-game-in-real-life/10744 "2016-08-05T06:48:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/cell/32/5524_2.png) [@Cell](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Cell)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 6:48am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/public-service-announcement-do-not-play-this-game-in-real-life/10744/1 "2016-08-05T06:48:08Z")
Soooooo there I was, at Walmart, shopping for food on a nonexistent budget… But it’s ok, I had change left over from wishes I wanted to make, but eating sometime this month takes priority. I get to the counter and lay down food for a week on the conveyer belt… Two 24 count packages of Ramon Noodels, my total: $2.68, the cash on me in person… $2.54… This is the conundrum I found myself in so I used that “special” brain of mine and figured out how to make up the difference… #Please, Don’t Try This At Home I took some yellow paint and poured it all over the tomatoes of the guy standing behind me, you see in GoW converting Red circles to yellow give me 12 gold + a 50% bonus, surely I can pay for my food now… The guy who was going to buy the tomatoes was however… Less then pleased… Ultimately I woke up in the hospital with a bill and a restraining order… The one upside of this… #Damn this IV tastes good ---
**Author:** ![Cell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/cell/32/5524_2.png) [@Cell](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Cell)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 6:48am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/public-service-announcement-do-not-play-this-game-in-real-life/10744/2 "2016-08-05T06:48:53Z")
Just a note saying the above passage is fictional and I am doing quite well ---
**Author:** ![Lyya](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/lyya/32/3650_2.png) [@Lyya](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Lyya)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 6:50am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/public-service-announcement-do-not-play-this-game-in-real-life/10744/3 "2016-08-05T06:50:13Z")
“Ramón Noodels” sounds like the name of some Nobel Prize Laureate. ---
**Author:** ![killerman3333](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/killerman3333/32/4068_2.png) [@killerman3333](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/killerman3333)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 6:54am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/public-service-announcement-do-not-play-this-game-in-real-life/10744/4 "2016-08-05T06:54:57Z")
This is when you know that your addiction has gone too far. Also was your story in reference to alchemist? Also how did you find a 24 pack for such a cheap cost? ---
**Author:** ![Cell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/cell/32/5524_2.png) [@Cell](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Cell)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 6:56am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/public-service-announcement-do-not-play-this-game-in-real-life/10744/5 "2016-08-05T06:56:20Z")
I couldn’t remember how much I paid for them (I did buy Ramon my 1st week here) and all I could remember is that it was dirt cheep #EDIT it’s like $1.86 right now and I’ve been up for 22 hours off of just 3 hours sleep so I plugged in the numbers ---
**Author:** ![Cell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/cell/32/5524_2.png) [@Cell](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Cell)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 6:57am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/public-service-announcement-do-not-play-this-game-in-real-life/10744/6 "2016-08-05T06:57:08Z")
Yes @killerman3333, the troop in refrence, was indeed, Alchemist ---
**Author:** ![Phaethon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/49beb7/32.png) [@Phaethon](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Phaethon)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 9:11am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/public-service-announcement-do-not-play-this-game-in-real-life/10744/7 "2016-08-05T09:11:30Z")
10/10 characters ---
**Author:** ![Spherix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/spherix/32/2388_2.png) [@Spherix](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Spherix)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 11:20am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/public-service-announcement-do-not-play-this-game-in-real-life/10744/8 "2016-08-05T11:20:31Z")
Poor life choices, @Cell. If you hadn’t wasted money on paint, you wouldn’t have had to go through all that 😉 ---
**Author:** ![psychetruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@psychetruth](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/psychetruth)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 2:30pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/public-service-announcement-do-not-play-this-game-in-real-life/10744/9 "2016-08-05T14:30:45Z")
Whatever man, I have to feed my pet maw. Worms gotta eat! ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/gemsofwar/original/2X/e/e44bb65d2e0c30300c1c94b6b77dd86571a4a17b.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![TaliaParks](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/taliaparks/32/11738_2.png) [@TaliaParks](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/TaliaParks)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 2:34pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/public-service-announcement-do-not-play-this-game-in-real-life/10744/10 "2016-08-05T14:34:00Z")
[![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/gemsofwar/original/2X/b/be702b93b0bc00bbff27a2026936a762465208de.jpg)](https://imgflip.com/i/18hie1) ---
**Author:** ![RiverSong](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/riversong/32/2089_2.png) [@RiverSong](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/RiverSong)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 8:31pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/public-service-announcement-do-not-play-this-game-in-real-life/10744/11 "2016-08-05T20:31:39Z")
This makes cents to me, @Cell. ---
**Author:** ![TaliaParks](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/taliaparks/32/11738_2.png) [@TaliaParks](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/TaliaParks)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/public-service-announcement-do-not-play-this-game-in-real-life/10744/12 "2016-08-05T20:46:08Z")
@Lyya [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/gemsofwar/original/2X/2/2ce0dd18247fb2b689467a6c29a3fddf4dfd0704.jpg)](https://imgflip.com/i/18i52g)