# Pick a card, any card **URL:** \ **Category:** Gameplay Chat (PlayStation 4/Xbox One)\ **Created:** [May 11, 2016, 7:36pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677 "2016-05-11T19:36:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![wskill](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/wskill/32/1119_2.png) [@wskill](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/wskill)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 7:36pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/1 "2016-05-11T19:36:45Z")
since most people love lists and i was really friggin bored atm from trying coloseum and getting trashed cause im unlucky (i do win 8runs but now that i NEED to for 10 diamonds i just for some reason cant for the life of me win a single one, keep getting the worst cards and the opponent spam vlad, buttworm and mr wolf wizard 10/10 (yes really… grhghehghgh) So heres a question list where you guys (and me) can fill with the cards that you associate em with, ill first write a template and then fill it up myself so you guys dont have to remove my warblegarble first. **You’d easily go on a date with this handsome/pretty card:** **You would let this card cook dinner for you with its cultural dish:** **You think you can outrun this card in a race the easiest:** **This card is secretly your father/mother in disguise:** **Without this card your deck(s) would feel empty:** **If you met this card in the woods at night you would scream like a crazy person and fall over yourself fleeing in a panic:** **This card would be your irl best friend np:** **If you had to pick a card to be your dentist:** **This card is just silly, just… silly:** **If a cards skill could be used by you irl it would be:** **A thousand of your card were destroyed during the making of this thread:** - My answers: **You’d easily go on a date with this handsome/pretty card:** blastcannonm real pretty **You would let this card cook dinner for you with its cultural dish:** dokkalfar cause it would contain chocolate. (read his info) **You think you can outrun this card in a race the easiest:** fortress gate **This card is secretly your father/mother in disguise:** mother: priestess. \<3 **Without this card your deck(s) would feel empty:** rowanne, why else use armor. **If you met this card in the woods at night you would scream like a crazy person and fall over yourself fleeing in a panic:** webspinner… f that. **This card would be your irl best friend np:** winter imp, he looks radical as hell man **If you had to pick a card to be your dentist:** watcher, doh. **This card is just silly, just… silly:** spider swarm, god knows why anyone would use that. **If a cards skill could be used by you irl it would be:** ice witch: aura of ice, instantly cool drinks, no more overheating during summer bike trips. **A thousand of your card were destroyed during the making of this thread:** hobgoblins, i want them all gone, power of the babe. ---
**Author:** ![Ashasekayi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/ashasekayi/32/61090_2.png) [@Ashasekayi](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Ashasekayi)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 7:56pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/2 "2016-05-11T19:56:47Z")
You’d easily go on a date with this handsome/pretty card: **Dokkalfar** You would let this card cook dinner for you with its cultural dish: **Djinn** You think you can outrun this card in a race the easiest: **Goblin King** This card is secretly your father/mother in disguise: Mother: **Dryad** Without this card your deck(s) would feel empty: **Chimera** If you met this card in the woods at night you would scream like a crazy person and fall over yourself fleeing in a panic: **Flesh Golem or Ancient Horror** 😨 This card would be your irl best friend np: **Succubus** If you had to pick a card to be your dentist: **Brian the Lucky** This card is just silly, just… silly: **Owlbear or Green Slime** If a cards skill could be used by you irl it would be: **“Devour an enemy” - Great Maw** A thousand of your card were destroyed during the making of this thread: **Giants** ---
**Author:** ![TaliaParks](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/taliaparks/32/11738_2.png) [@TaliaParks](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/TaliaParks)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 7:58pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/3 "2016-05-11T19:58:23Z")
**You’d easily go on a date with this handsome/pretty card:** Banshee, just with a bag over her face. She’d be crazy in the sack 😉 **You would let this card cook dinner for you with its cultural dish:** Atlanta, I love centaur meat! **You think you can outrun this card in a race the easiest:** Goblin King, looks like he hasn’t ran in decades. **This card is secretly your father/mother in disguise:** Jarl Firemantle, my father loves to use a hammer on his foes and set them on fire! **Without this card your deck(s) would feel empty:** Barbearius, need my teddy bear or I can’t fall asleep 😮 **If you met this card in the woods at night you would scream like a crazy person and fall over yourself fleeing in a panic:** Ferit, bald guys in S&M gear make me cringe **This card would be your irl best friend np:** Peasant, we can share farming tips! **If you had to pick a card to be your dentist:** Pride Hunter, he’s got a great set of fangs 😉 **This card is just silly, just… silly:** Brian the Lucky, cheers! **If a cards skill could be used by you irl it would be:** Anything that _poisons all enemies_ **A thousand of your card were destroyed during the making of this thread:** Spider Swarm, because I like stepping on them ---
**Author:** ![wskill](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/wskill/32/1119_2.png) [@wskill](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/wskill)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/4 "2016-05-11T19:59:05Z")
Ohyeah didnt think of brian the lucky for dentist xD oh man, thats smart. Goblin king i dunno he can summon goblins to slow you down ^^, i also considered miner card to be easy to outrun but wanted to keep the thread lighthearted. ---
**Author:** ![Ashasekayi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/ashasekayi/32/61090_2.png) [@Ashasekayi](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Ashasekayi)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/5 "2016-05-11T20:00:49Z")
Poor spiders ☹ ---
**Author:** ![DonBoba](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/donboba/32/25457_2.png) [@DonBoba](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/DonBoba)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:01pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/6 "2016-05-11T20:01:21Z")
If you like rowanne go vote for her and my team in fantasy series 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ashasekayi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/ashasekayi/32/61090_2.png) [@Ashasekayi](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Ashasekayi)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:02pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/7 "2016-05-11T20:02:09Z")
😃 I need a lucky dentist. He has to pray I won’t bite him. ---
**Author:** ![wskill](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/wskill/32/1119_2.png) [@wskill](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/wskill)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:02pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/8 "2016-05-11T20:02:23Z")
for some reason i read toes instead of foes on jarl part lol! ferit in the woods irl would probably be weird yeah. ---
**Author:** ![wskill](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/wskill/32/1119_2.png) [@wskill](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/wskill)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:02pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/9 "2016-05-11T20:02:45Z")
are you a vampire ---
**Author:** ![Eika](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/eika/32/103088_2.png) [@Eika](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Eika)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:03pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/10 "2016-05-11T20:03:09Z")
**You’d easily go on a date with this handsome/pretty card: Hag** Will do more of them another day. 😌 ---
**Author:** ![wskill](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/wskill/32/1119_2.png) [@wskill](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/wskill)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:03pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/11 "2016-05-11T20:03:22Z")
link me its late here lol ---
**Author:** ![DonBoba](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/donboba/32/25457_2.png) [@DonBoba](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/DonBoba)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:05pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/12 "2016-05-11T20:05:00Z")
> [@The 2nd GoW Forum Fantasy Series: 4 vs 13](http://community.gemsofwar.com/t/the-2nd-gow-forum-fantasy-series-4-vs-13/6660/3): > > Celestasia could beat your 15/16 level team alone really wink Like I said this alone: Can beat your whole team: And: So this is basically your only argument? Did you know that paladin and rowanne both have their third trait? Now what it does: “Recover 1 armor at the start of each turn” Sorry but your tactics to destroy my armor ain’t going to work. He will be dead long before he can tone down their armor. But you might get really l… ---
**Author:** ![wskill](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/wskill/32/1119_2.png) [@wskill](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/wskill)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:06pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/13 "2016-05-11T20:06:40Z")
oh uh… im not really into text based rp ---
**Author:** ![Ashasekayi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/ashasekayi/32/61090_2.png) [@Ashasekayi](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Ashasekayi)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:36pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/14 "2016-05-11T20:36:30Z")
Nothing that cool. I’m just scared of dentist. 😸 ---
**Author:** ![Nimhain](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/nimhain/32/47049_2.png) [@Nimhain](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Nimhain)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/15 "2016-05-12T02:29:36Z")
> [@Ashasekayi](#): > > I’m just scared of dentist. Isn’t everyone? * * * You’d easily go on a date with this handsome/pretty card: Elwyn, doesn’t everyone want to hang out with a rockstar? You would let this card cook dinner for you with its cultural dish: Marid, he seems good at finding spices 😉. You think you can outrun this card in a race the easiest: Knight Coronet, ever seen a dude in heavy armor run fast? This card is secretly your father/mother in disguise: Mercy (Love you mum!) Without this card your deck(s) would feel empty: Psion, we’re besties at the moment. If you met this card in the woods at night you would scream like a crazy person and fall over yourself fleeing in a panic: Abhorath, I would never want to meet the Elder Gods This card would be your irl best friend np: Tyri, share stories of treasure. If you had to pick a card to be your dentist: Priestess, she’s like a healer - sort of… This card is just silly, just… silly: Watcher, floating eyeball. If a cards skill could be used by you irl it would be: Goblin Rocket, I’d be awesome at parties. A thousand of your card were destroyed during the making of this thread: Peasants (Help! Help! I’m being oppressed) ---
**Author:** ![TaliaParks](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/taliaparks/32/11738_2.png) [@TaliaParks](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/TaliaParks)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 2:32am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/16 "2016-05-12T02:32:26Z")
> [@wskill](#): > > oh uh… im not really into text based rp The roleplaying is about 1% of what the Series is about 😂 ---
**Author:** ![Zelfore](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/zelfore/32/22295_2.png) [@Zelfore](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Zelfore)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 3:57am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/17 "2016-05-12T03:57:01Z")
- **You’d easily go on a date with this handsome/pretty card:** **`Faunessa`** - I’d have a heart attack everytime she spoke with how cute her voice is. Hnnnggh! - **You would let this card cook dinner for you with its cultural dish:** **`Ghiralee`** - Whatever’s she eating is working for her, just check out those pythons! - **You think you can outrun this card in a race the easiest:** **`Blast Cannon`** - It can’t even move without help, I think I’ve got a pretty good chance. - **This card is secretly your father/mother in disguise:** **`Ferit`** - We’ve got a pretty similar way of thinking. - **Without this card your deck(s) would feel empty:** **`Valkyrie`** - The day I no longer need souls is the day a hole is formed. - **If you met this card in the woods at night you would […] fall over yourself fleeing in a panic:** **`Flesh Golem`** - That’s some Silent Hill BS right there. - **This card would be your irl best friend np:** **`Druid`** - This guy may be part wolf, but he seems like too chill of a dude to not get along with. - **If you had to pick a card to be your dentist:** **`Vampire Lord`** - There’s definitly some upkeep to those fangs of his. I trust he’d do well. - **This card is just silly, just… silly:** **`Skeleros`** - It’s the skeleton of a minotaur. How is this thing stable? - **If a cards skill could be used by you irl it would be:** **`Alchemist`** - Because who doesn’t wish they could just make gold? - **A thousand of your card were destroyed during the making of this thread:** **`Scale Guard`** - Hey, I’m not using him. ---
**Author:** ![Ashasekayi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/ashasekayi/32/61090_2.png) [@Ashasekayi](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Ashasekayi)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 4:51am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/18 "2016-05-12T04:51:42Z")
I should have thought of priestess. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wskill](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/wskill/32/1119_2.png) [@wskill](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/wskill)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 6:08pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/19 "2016-05-12T18:08:29Z")
Blast cannon can shoot at you as youre trying to win the race though… ;o ---
**Author:** ![killerman3333](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/killerman3333/32/4068_2.png) [@killerman3333](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/killerman3333)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 6:09pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677/20 "2016-05-12T18:09:39Z")
Tyri is bae and you can not have her!!! [Next page](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/pick-a-card-any-card/6677.md?page=2)