# From the Cellar: Q-Bert Invasions

**URL:** https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/from-the-cellar-q-bert-invasions/7761
**Category:** Community Content
**Created:** [May 31, 2016, 10:37pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/from-the-cellar-q-bert-invasions/7761 "2016-05-31T22:37:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author: ![Cell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/cell/32/5524_2.png) [@Cell](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Cell)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2016, 10:37pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/from-the-cellar-q-bert-invasions/7761/1 "2016-05-31T22:37:56Z")

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We all know him, and we love him soooo much more then words can express when caught in the bane of our existences. Every now and then, there may be a thought (or series of) that could get up into a peck of trouble. It is in these times where our good friend Q-Bert comes in to set @&$\*%# straight. So what moment was there for you, the thing that happened that got you soooooo mad that Mr. Bert stepped in for the children’s sake?

I’ll kick it off I suppose.

So there I was sitting on a glorious set up. My team consisting of Green Seer, Giant Spider, and Boar Rider was in full swing, colors were converted and there was no way I can lose this one, after a few cycles of doing what I do best I was avoiding 4+ of a kind skulls having my Spider Swarm frozen by a fleshless dragon that would simply not “Let it Go.” So I saved the skulls for cascading via Boar Rider and proceed to match a 5 of a kind purple match to fill the rider up to kill the 3rd troop after our Dragon friend a hero rocking the purple Scythe. No I play my fearsome battles on in Itsy-bitsy iPhone 6 screen…not a plus. One swipe as an ADD case hopped on a lot of caffeine and far too little sleep And I match the 5 of a kind as a 3 of a kind… @&$ half way there, honestly not too bad, but what I was treated to next is what actually blew my top. I discovered in the worst of ways, exactly what class the enemy’s hero chose to trait, as he selfishly matched all the 4+ of a kind skull matches I was kind enough to leave for him. Bullseye triggers 4 times in one turn, needless to say, I was required to pay  
Q-Bert some overtime “you stupid @&$_%# son of @&$_%# with nothing better with your free time then to @&$_%# with a guy just trying to make tier 1 for the week you punk @&$_%# @&$\*%#”

Thank you for kindly putting up with this madness,

Welcome to the Cellar

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### Author: ![actreal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/actreal/32/1945_2.png) [@actreal](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/actreal)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2016, 1:28am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/from-the-cellar-q-bert-invasions/7761/2 "2016-06-01T01:28:59Z")

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I feel you. I too know the pain of the fat-fingered five-match fumble into a criminally crushing cascade from the computer competitor.

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### Author: ![Cell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/cell/32/5524_2.png) [@Cell](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Cell)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2016, 1:30am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/from-the-cellar-q-bert-invasions/7761/3 "2016-06-01T01:30:31Z")

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@actreal  
I know Q-Bert be like “that’s some crazy @&$\*%#”

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### Author: ![Jalijer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/jalijer/32/2209_2.png) [@Jalijer](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Jalijer)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2016, 1:42am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/from-the-cellar-q-bert-invasions/7761/4 "2016-06-01T01:42:33Z")

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Loving the alliteration!
